Energy Science Jokes
5 energy science jokes and hilarious energy science puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about energy science that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Energy Science Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good energy science joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Best science jokes
I need a great list of the dorkiest geekiest nerdiest science jokes ever. Here's one to start you off:
Why was Heisenberg a terrible lover? Because when he had the time, he didn't have the energy. And when he had the energy he didn't have the time
Phantom energy
So, our science teacher was teaching us about phantom energy. At one point of the lesson, he puts his phone on the counter and says; "If I leave my phone here it will eventually die."
After a little pause I hear another student whisper and say; "Same with children".
In my Science class we were talking about Kinetic and Potential energy. I said outloud "No wonder my mom calls me Kinetic"
"Because I have no Potential"
There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
One day there was a fire in a wastebasket in the office of the Dean of Sciences. In rushed a physicist, a chemist, and a statistician.
The physicist immediately starts to work on how much energy would have to be removed from the fire to stop the combustion.
The chemist works on which reagent would have to be added to the fire to prevent oxidation.
While they are doing this, the statistician is setting fires to all the other wastebaskets in the office. "What are you doing?" the others demand. The statistician replies, "Well, to solve the problem, you obviously need a larger sample size."
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