Energy Efficient Jokes
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We do do windows.
A young woman had the windows in her house replaced with new double-insulated energy efficient windows. Twelve months later, she got a call from the contractor, complaining that the work has been done for a year and she had yet to make the first payment.
The woman replied, "Now don't try to pull a fast one on me. The salesman who sold me those told me that in one year they would pay for themselves!"
Keep CRT out of our schools!
It's the 21st Century, people. LCD monitors are higher resolution and much more energy efficient!
I'm not lazy
I'm just energy efficient
Be aware of your carbon footprint
Next time you have a lightbulb moment, think of a energy efficient led bulb
Did you hear about the Italian engineer who invented a car so energy efficient that it didn't need any gas at all?
It's called the Ronzoni Downhill
I'm new to jokes, but I thought I would give it a shot.
**Q:** How many activists does it take to change a light bulb?
**A:** Light bulbs aren't necessarily an energy efficient choice, and neither are the choices of activists.
New Windows
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had
been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Hellloooo,............just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically s**.... So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so
I finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.
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