Energy Drink Jokes
44 energy drink jokes and hilarious energy drink puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about energy drink that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Energy Drink Short Jokes
Short energy drink jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The energy drink humour may include short soft drink jokes also.
- Did you hear about the people who stole 357 energy drinks? I don't know how these people sleep at night.
- This morning I made my coffee with an energy drink instead of water. Fifteen minutes on the highway later I realized I forgot my car in the garage.
- I found a combo of energy drinks that makes you feel like a fan girl All you have to do is Bang a couple Rockstars
- What happens when you drink 2 5-Hour Energies? Do you get double the energy for 5 hours or 10 hours of energy? You get a heart attack
- I bought a Monster energy drink for my wheelchair-ridden co-worker. It's a shame we don't sell Red Bull, because who needs legs when you could have wings?
- My wife was at an energy drinks shop. She phoned me and said, "Would you like a Monster?"
I said, "No, thanks. I've already married one." - Senator Al Franken introduces a new hoppy flavor of energy drink with a thick foamy head. However, it seems no one likes Franken's Stein Monster.
- What does an energy drink and tropical bird have in common? It takes more than toucans to wake me up.
- TIL: The CIA is funding black sites by using detainees in Cuba to manufacture a brand energy drinks. It's called "Guaranamo"
- I didn't sleep very good last night... So I put some Monster Energy drink in my coffee this morning. I got halfway to work before before I realised I forgot my car.
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Energy Drink One Liners
Which energy drink one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with energy drink? I can suggest the ones about beverage and energizer.
- A new energy drink called F5 just came out, It's super refreshing!
- I scored a date with an energy drink. Now I can say I went out with a Bang!
- What does an iPhone drink for energy? Apple juice.
- What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink? Redbull Redbull
- TIL that energy drinks are more effective... when you smoke them, and they're crack.
- What do happens when you drink to much energy drinks? You turn into a monster.
- I just drank a monster energy drink and I'm still depressed but like, excitedly.
- These Rock Star energy drinks really live up to the name! I just OD'd on a toilet
- Why does Jeb Bush drink RedBull? Because he is low energy.
- Why does the last sips of Energy Drink taste the best... ...there is your own spit.
- Drink coffee! Do s**... things faster with more energy!
- Why doesn't Paul Walker like energy drinks? Because of the c**....
Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Energy Drink Jokes
What funny jokes about energy drink you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean alcohol drink jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make energy drink pranks.
Gatorades competition.
Upon the inception of Gatorade at the University of Florida, and the strides the teams were making on the field, Florida State University *also* tried to make their own energy drink for student athletes.
Unfortunately no one wanted to drink the "*Seminole Fluid*"...
Aliens visit, and their first question is: "what's changed in the last 3000 years?"
Aliens: "what's changed in the last 3000 years?"
Humans: "well, we were worshipping cats, drinking beer, and smoking w**...... and then we made it to developing technology that can destroy this entire planet, and pretty soon we'll have unlimited energy from that tech."
Aliens: "Impressive. Good thing you stopped worshipping cats, drinking beer, and smoking w**...."
Humans:
I once tried to pay for my food at h**... with an energy drink...
Apparently Red Bull doesn't give you wings.
One day, a fourteen-year-old weasel went down to the local pub.
The bartender took one look at him and says, You are under-aged. I can't serve you beer. The weasel asks, What can I have? The bartender replies, I have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop. Pop! goes the weasel.
The Original sports drink.
Despite What The University of Florida Claims about Gatorade being the first sports drink Florida State Football had the first energy drink. They have been drinking Seminole Fluid for years.
Well, I finally have my resolutions written down for the new year.
Already planned to:
- Exercise at least three times a week
- Eat a healthy, balanced diet
- Get regular healthy sleep
- Spend more time reading, less time playing games
- Less energy drinks, more water
I'm going to turn my life around. This year is going to be great!
What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???
N.O.S.
too bad he can't handle the c**......
What did the nerd say to the dirty energy drink stained window that he was cleaning?
Die Red-Bull s**...!
I wanted some Lipo D energy drink, so I asked Gary Johnson if knew where I could find some. He asked me back...
What's a lipo?
Energy drink company Red Bull have released a version for s**... frustrated people.
Blue Bull's out soon.