Quirky and Hilarious Energizer Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
Why was the Energizer Bunny thrown in jail?
Because he was charged with battery.
The Energizer Bunny was found dead today from s**... exhaustion
His battery was put in backwards and he just kept coming and coming and coming.
Ever wonder why you don't see the energizer bunny anymore?
He got arrested for battery.
What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?
He keeps coming and coming and coming.
Did you hear about the Energizer Bunny?
A judge charged him with battery.
Why did the Energizer Bunny go to jail?
He was charged with Battery
I know...it's bad...but it had to be shared.
Energizer Bunny Arrested
Charged with battery.
Breaking News: Energizer Bunny Arrested
Charged with battery
Why did the energizer bunny go to jail
He was charged with battery
Why did the Energizer Bunny go to jail?
because he was charged with battery
The energizer bunny has been arrested!!
Has been charged with battery
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Did you hear the awful news? The energizer bunny died of s**... malfunction.
Someone put the battery in backwards and he just kept coming and coming and coming and coming.
The Energizer bunny was just releases from prison.
He was charged with battery.
. . .
Did you hear that the Energizer Bunny was arrested last week?
Yeah it's crazy. He was charged with battery.
A stranger attacked me with 1 triple A energizer and sodium chloride.
I guess you could say I'm a victim of a salt and battery
I just found out that the Energizer Bunny got arrested!
He was charged with battery.
The Energizer bunny got arrested today!
He was arrested for battery.
This was a joke I posted on Facebook 7 years ago.
Police arrested the Energizer Bunny today,
Police say he was charged with battery.
Hey I heard the energizer bunny got arrested!
He got charged with battery
Did you hear that the Energizer Bunny was arrested?
It's ok; he wasn't charged.
The Energizer Bunny died last night...
...of s**... exhaustion. Someone put in his batteries the wrong way and he just kept coming and coming and coming...
Bought a vintage Energizer Bunny but accidentally put its batteries in backwards...
Now it keeps coming and coming and...
Why was the Energizer Bunny sent to jail?
Domestic battery
Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?
He was charged with battery.
Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?
He was charged with battery.
If you're attacked by the Energizer Bunny...
...is he charged with battery?
The Energizer bunny was arrested for battery...
It was awful. It took 5 cops to pull him off his wife. He just kept going, and going, and going....
What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?
So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.
I installed the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards.
He kept coming and coming and coming and coming...
Why don't you ever hear about the Energizer bunny's dad?
Because one night he went out for cigarettes and just kept going and going and going
What is it called when The Energizer Bunny punches someone?
Battery
The Energizer Bunny died of exhaustion recently...
Someone put the batteries in backwards and he kept c**... and c**...
Instead of dressing up as the Energizer Bunny for Halloween, this year I'm going to be the Crack Rabbit.
Did you hear what what happened to the Energizer bunny?
He got charged.
With battery.
The Energizer bunny finally died last night...
Someone put his battery in backwards; he kept coming, and coming, and coming.
