Energize Jokes
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Funniest Energize Short Jokes
Short energize jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The energize humour may include short motivate jokes also.
- What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming.
- A stranger attacked me with 1 triple A energizer and sodium chloride. I guess you could say I'm a victim of a salt and battery
- The Energizer bunny got arrested today! He was arrested for battery.
This was a joke I posted on Facebook 7 years ago. - The Energizer bunny was arrested for battery... It was awful. It took 5 cops to pull him off his wife. He just kept going, and going, and going....
- Why don't you ever hear about the Energizer bunny's dad? Because one night he went out for cigarettes and just kept going and going and going
- Instead of dressing up as the Energizer Bunny for Halloween, this year I'm going to be the Crack Rabbit.
- The Energizer bunny finally died last night... Someone put his battery in backwards; he kept coming, and coming, and coming.
- Be careful what batteries you use. My GF uses Energizer batteries and her kid keeps going and going.
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- Why was the Energizer Bunny thrown in jail? Because he was charged with battery.
- Breaking News: Energizer Bunny Arrested Charged with battery
- Did you hear that the Energizer Bunny was arrested? It's ok; he wasn't charged.
- If you're attacked by the Energizer Bunny... ...is he charged with battery?
- What is it called when The Energizer Bunny punches someone? Battery
- Q: Why did the Energizer cell go to court?
A: For charges of battery. - What can energize hockey players? An ice meal.
- The Energizer Bunny stole the Morton's girl umbrella. It was assault with battery!
- Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
- The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
- Bunny The energizer bunny just got arested for battery.
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The Energizer Bunny was found dead today from s**... exhaustion
His battery was put in backwards and he just kept coming and coming and coming.
What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?
So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.
