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Funniest Enema Short Jokes

Short enema jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The enema humour may include short constipation jokes also.

1. Sago Palm fronds, dried and ground, make an excellent, all natural laxative. The best part? With fronds like these, who needs enemas?
2. A lawyer died and was so big they almost had to bury him in a piano case. Instead they gave him an e**... and buried him in a shoebox.
3. My Doctor finally managed to cure me of my obsession with the Muppets ​
   He gave me an e**...
   followed by a Doo Doo do do do
4. My phone keeps changing critical words in important texts. Autocorrect, you've made a powerful e**... today.
5. I was feeling really down the other day so decided to give myself a coffee e**... It worked a treat, but the manager of Starbucks was livid.
6. What do you get when the government gets involved in digestive issues. An e**... of the state.
7. I've been thinking of getting a pickle bread e**..., but I'm having second thoughts. I'm not sure how I feel about putting a dill dough up my a**....
8. What do you call it when a black person gets an e**...? No one really knows, guess you could say it's an enigma.
9. What did they do with the politician who couldn't fit in his coffin? Gave him an e**... and buried him in a shoe box

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Enema One Liners

Which enema one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with enema? I can suggest the ones about bowel and stool.

1. My buddy's a proctologist... ...with friends like these, who needs enemas?
2. Autocorrect is a great feature... but it can also be your worst e**....
3. If 2020 was a drink, what kind of drink would it be? A: An e**...
4. I really hate auto correct. It's become my worst e**....
5. I've come to realize if I ever had an e**... I'd lose all of my personality
6. How do Freudians describe the human mind? As a huge e**..., I mean huge enigma.....
7. Spellcheck is my worst e**...
8. Autocorrect... is my worst e**....
9. What do you call an e**... for dead children? A John Bidet
10. Why'd the guy use the j**... Seinfeld themed e**...? For sh*ts and giggles
11. The e**... of the world or the Public e**...?
12. What happens to Emma Watson if she gets constipated? She turns to e**... Watson...
13. How do you brainwash a liberal? Give him an e**...

Cheerful Fun Enema Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about enema you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean laxatives jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make enema pranks.