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Funniest Endure Short Jokes
Short endure jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The endure humour may include short tolerate jokes also.
- If you could get rid of any race, which would you choose? I'd pick the 400 meters, it's too long for a sprint and it's too short to be a true endurance race.
- To Non-USA Redditor's You all thought trying to enjoy Reddit without enduring US politics was hard?
Welcome to 2021 where we introduce you to our stock market! - A concerned friend asks a guy why he just endures his marriage with an abusive spouse. He just shrugged it off and says, "beats me."
- The four rings of marriage. The Engagement ring, the Wedding ring, Enduring and, Suffering.
- A boy to his mother: Do you know how much suffering the poor beast had to endure for you to get this fur coat? My boy, you mustn't talk so disrespectfully about your father.
- "How much longer are we going to have endure this erupting volcano full of hot air and gas" asked the Hawaiian "I don't know, but turn off Twitter for a short term solution"
- [OC] What is a Hobbit's least favorite flavor of ice cream? Rocky road.
Not even hobbits can endure walking on gravel. - I'm moving house and placed all my Dan Abnett and George R. R. Martin books at the bottom of the box. Because the books are like their fans, used to enduring great weights.
- Starting 2019 with a bang. Boy O boy did I start with a bang at 12:00 midnight. Sweet bed did had to endure.
- Why did the soccer star pull out of the competition? he just couldn't endure another 9 months
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Endure One Liners
Which endure one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with endure? I can suggest the ones about survive and resist.
- What does Pong and ww1 have in common? It's not about strategy, but endurance.
- How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure? Ohmmmmmm............?
- During No Nut November what is the most difficult temptation to endure? Donut.
- My wife told me a joke about my s**... endurance I'm not gonna lie, it took me a second
- Hey girl, you into operation enduring freedom? Because I ain't ever gonna pull out!
The Funniest Endure Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about endure you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean embrace jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make endure pranks.
There was a man once who was named "Odd"
He hated his name because he was bullied due to his name in School. His whole life he had to endure people making fun out of him. When he was old and on his death bed, he told his children that his headstone should not have his name and should be blank. After he died, his children fulfilled his wish and put up a blank headstone.
Later when people were passing by his grave, they would look at his blank headstone and say - "Hmmm. Thats Odd".
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The baby
Woman at a maternity hospital is in a lot of pain, moaning. The man strokes her back, I'm so sorry sweetheart that you have to endure this…
Don't worry Steve, it's not your fault.
Herman Himmelman wanted to try fishing
It didn't go very well, for a week he went to the lake every day and didn't catch a single fish. Not willing to endure another evening of jokes pointed at him, on the way home he stops at the local grocery store and asks the store clerk and points at the water tank in the corner
"Hey, could you please pick 4 of the bluegills and throw it at me?"
"Wh...why would you want me to throw it at you?"
"So my wife will believe I caught them"
"Ah, okay, but may I suggest salmon?"
"Why?"
"Mrs. Himmelman stopped by in the morning and said that in case you'd show up she would prefer you to catch a salmon for dinner"
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Mattress and p**...
Ahmed was a family man who worked very hard to take care of his family. Eventually he fell on hard times and decided to try his luck in London leaving back his family.
He toiled hard and eventually made some money. One day he decided to write a letter to his wife:
"Dear Wife, I am sorry that you and others have to endure my absence. I made £10,000 selling 100 mattresses and 1000 p**.... Very soon I'll come back and we will live the life we always dreamed of."
The letter gets to Ahmed's father first and his father wrote back:
"Dear Son, Come back now. Your wife has made £100,000 with a single mattress and no p**...."
