Endowed Jokes
38 endowed jokes and hilarious endowed puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about endowed that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Endowed Short Jokes
Short endowed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The endowed humour may include short equipped jokes also.
- There was a young lady named sally Who enjoyed the occasional dally.
She sat on the lap of a well-endowed chap
and said, "Sir, you're right up my alley!" - I was reminiscing about the time I dated this well-endowed girl... Man, talk about great mammaries.
- Limmerick from The Crown on Netflix There once was a girl named Sally
Who enjoyed the occasional dally
She sat on the lap
Of a well-endowed chap
And cried "Sir! You're right up my alley." - My girlfriend cheated on me with a well-endowed guy. I forgave her and took her back because I wanted to be the bigger man.
- What do you call a Skyrim warrior with well endowed chest playing the lute and selling luxury merchandise at a discount? Nord-strum Rack.
- What do you call a well endowed midget who packages sub prime loans for mortgages A big short
- Who's Chester? A well endowed woman.
- When is the well-endowed midget getting here? He'll be along shortly.
- What do you call a midget with a third leg? Well-Endowed
- I met this european guy last night who claimed he was a well endowed white supremacist Well, he said he was a hung a**...
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Endowed One Liners
Which endowed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with endowed? I can suggest the ones about gifted and wealthy.
- What do you call a jerking off well-endowed midget? A huge short coming.
- What do you call a well-endowed Asian man? Hung Lo
- What do you call a blond-haired, blue-eyed guy who is well-endowed? A Hung-Ariyan.
- What do you call an endowed puppet?
Well strung. - What do you call a jury of well-endowed gentlemen? A hung jury.
- The greatest Chinese general was also very well endowed. He was Hung Lo.
- What do you call 5 well endowed women at an event? A-ten-d's.
- What do you get when you cross a well endowed lady and a circus performer? A Juggler.
- A well-endowed man walks into a bar The bartender yells, "I can't hear you from there!"
- What did the well-endowed monkey say to his friends? I'm thrilled with macaque
- What's the worse thing that could happen to a black guy? A small endowment.
- Why did the wife of the illiterate well-endowed man want a divorce? TL;DR.
- Which of the disciples were well-endowed? Judas - He was hung.
- Justin Bieber's Rep Demands Internet Remove Photos Showing Less-Endowed Bieber
- What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men? A hung jury.
Well Endowed Jokes
Here is a list of funny well endowed jokes and even better well endowed puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call it when two well endowed astrophysicists have a gay sword fight? A Large h**... Collider.
- Before I was born, God asked if I wanted to be well-endowed. A fat gut and man t**... wasn't what I had in mind.
- What do you call a group of well-endowed, homosexual physicists? Large h**... colliders
- What do you call a well-endowed member of h**...'s master race? Hungaryan.
- Last night I attended the Philharmonic. On stage, the orchestra had a massive, massive o**....
I thought, wow! That symphony is very well endowed. - If a well endowed woman works at h**..., where does a guy with an amputated leg work? IHOP
- A man from Hungary is fighting a well-endowed German It's a Hungarian vs. a Hung-a**...
- What do you call a well endowed male p**... A $5 footlong
The Funniest Endowed Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about endowed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean possessed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make endowed pranks.
Freudian slip
A guy is talking to his buddy.
\-I made a total fool of myself today. I was talking to a very well endowed young woman at the airport and I said: "I need two pickets to Tittsburgh." She was embarrassed and so was I.
His buddy replies:
\-Yeah, it's called a Freudian slip. I had one at the dinner table last night. I wanted to say to my wife "Pass the potatoes" and instead, I said: "You lousy b**..., you messed up my life!"
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said "I inherited a watering hole." Bewildered I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Our town's male s**... club has employed a lot of poorly endowed men.
Ironically, they aren't short staffed.
A well endowed woman was swimming at the beach when she lost her bikini top.
The woman awkwardly covered her chest and ran back towards the shore.
A little boy saw the woman and said, "If you're going to drown those puppies, can I at least keep the one with the cute little pink nose?"
Pittsburgh
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh.
Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass, well endowed, gorgeous, amazing woman.
The priests were all embarrassed and in new territory, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.
The first priest approached the window. "Young lady," he began, "I would like three pickets to titsburg." Whereupon he completely lost his composure and fled.
The second priest approached. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh," he began, "and I would like the change in n**... and dimes." So, of course, he also fled.
Then came the third. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh, and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And
I must say," he continued, "if you insist on dressing like that when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his peter at you."
My n**... studies class
has a new male model called William Wallace. He is really well endowed. While sketching him I was just in awe of it ! So, I invited him to come home with me last night.
Basically just like his historical namesake, William Wallace was hung, drawn and quartered.
