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Julie Andrews withdraws her endorsement

Julie Andrews will no longer be endorsing Revlon Vibrant Shades lipstick, as she claims it breaks too easily and makes her breath smell.
In a statement she said, "The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis."

BREAKING NEWS ! Mary Poppins will no longer be endorsing 'Rimmel Vibrant Shades' lipstick - she claims it breaks too easily and it makes her breath smell .

She gave the following statement:
The super colour fragile lipstick gives me halitosis ..

It's ironic whitney houston did all those Pepsi endorsements

Then over dosed on Coke

A doctor walks into a bank.

Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a r**... thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tries to 'write' with it.
Realizing his mistake, he looks at the thermometer with annoyance and says, "Well that's great, just great...some a**...'s got my pen."

Nine of ten doctors agree:

Getting paid to endorse things is awesome

Monica Lewinsky says she won't endorse Hillary for president...

"The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in my mouth"


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