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Short endorse jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The endorse humour may include short encourage jokes also.

  1. Monica Lewinsky says she won't endorse Hillary for president... "The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in my mouth"
  2. CNN has just reported that Monika Lewinski will be helping with the Donald Trump for president campaign. Apparently, the last time she endorsed a Clinton, it left a bad taste in her mouth.
  3. I wanted to take this moment to say that I endorse podiums. Now that's a product I can stand behind.
  4. The National Shredded Cheese Council just endorsed Donald Trump for president... They're ready to make America grate again.
  5. LPT: Don't trust everything you read on Facebook Unless it's the pope endorsing Trump. That definitely happened.
  6. My teacher called me a procrastinator today. But I'd say I'm more of an amateurcrastinator considering none of my endorsement checks have come in yet.
  7. I'd like to take this opportunity to endorse podiums They're really a product I can stand behind!
  8. Trump endorsed Roy Moore but not Don Blankenship... I guess it's all right to mess with minors, but miners are off limits.
  9. Did you hear doritos secured an endorsement deal with the Dalai Lama? He's going to be the Chip-monk
  10. I hear Donald Trump has been endorsed by the Roman Catholic Church He's called for a ban on contraception. He wants to make America mate again

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  1. It's ironic whitney houston did all those Pepsi endorsements Then over dosed on Coke
  2. Nine of ten doctors agree: Getting paid to endorse things is awesome
  3. I endorse podiums... That's a product I can stand behind.
  4. Ray Rice just signed another endorsement deal Black & Decker
  5. Emperor Palpatine decides to endorse Mountain Dew and appears on an advertisement DEW IT
  6. Celebrities are now being hired to endorse laxatives. Someone call William Shatner.
  7. Ricky Martin's endorsing a new diet Livin La Vida Locarb
  8. Why can't you sign a check outside? Because you have to endorse.
  9. I am proud to endorse podiums That's a product I can stand behind
  10. Today I'd like to endorse podiums Now that is a product I can get behind
  11. What's the opposite of a ringing endorsement? An unappealing endorsement.
  12. Hillary Lewinsky's campaign has received an endorsement by... Weird Al Sharpton.
  13. Next Gen iPhone will be endorsed by Roger Federer... ...10S, anyone?
  14. I just heard Hillary Clinton got a shoe endorsement It's from Flip Flop
  15. Michael J Fox got a new restaurant endorsement deal... Shakey's

Endorse joke, Michael J Fox got a new restaurant endorsement deal...

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A doctor walks into a bank.

Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a r**... thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tries to 'write' with it.
Realizing his mistake, he looks at the thermometer with annoyance and says, "Well that's great, just great...some a**...'s got my pen."

Monica Lewinsky says she WILL endorse Hillary for president...

..says Hillary Clinton "doesn't s**...."

So I've seen a lot of booze ads lately

And they all say please drink Responsibly or enjoy Responsibly or something like that, and I'm just confused.
What kind of drink does Responsibly make that even other brands endorse it in their own ads?

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

Endorse joke, Why can't you sign a check outside?