Endorse Jokes

Funniest Endorse Short Jokes

Short endorse jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The endorse humour may include short encourage jokes also.

1. CNN has just reported that Monika Lewinski will be helping with the Donald Trump for president campaign. Apparently, the last time she endorsed a Clinton, it left a bad taste in her mouth.
2. I wanted to take this moment to say that I endorse podiums. Now that's a product I can stand behind.
3. The National Shredded Cheese Council just endorsed Donald Trump for president... They're ready to make America grate again.
4. LPT: Don't trust everything you read on Facebook Unless it's the pope endorsing Trump. That definitely happened.
5. My teacher called me a procrastinator today. But I'd say I'm more of an amateurcrastinator considering none of my endorsement checks have come in yet.
6. Trump endorsed Roy Moore but not Don Blankenship... I guess it's all right to mess with minors, but miners are off limits.
7. Did you hear doritos secured an endorsement deal with the Dalai Lama? He's going to be the Chip-monk
8. I hear Donald Trump has been endorsed by the Roman Catholic Church He's called for a ban on contraception. He wants to make America mate again
9. Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate? Because he was running on CP time.
10. Trump's last two chances to save his election campaign at the second debate: 1. Be endorsed by Dave.
    2. Bring out a resurrected Harambe on stage.

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Endorse One Liners

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1. It's ironic whitney houston did all those Pepsi endorsements Then over dosed on Coke
2. Nine of ten doctors agree: Getting paid to endorse things is awesome
3. Ray Rice just signed another endorsement deal Black & Decker
4. Emperor Palpatine decides to endorse Mountain Dew and appears on an advertisement DEW IT
5. Celebrities are now being hired to endorse laxatives. Someone call William Shatner.
6. Ricky Martin's endorsing a new diet Livin La Vida Locarb
7. Why can't you sign a check outside? Because you have to endorse.
8. Today I'd like to endorse podiums Now that is a product I can get behind
9. What's the opposite of a ringing endorsement? An unappealing endorsement.
10. Hillary Lewinsky's campaign has received an endorsement by... Weird Al Sharpton.
11. Next Gen iPhone will be endorsed by Roger Federer... ...10S, anyone?
12. I just heard Hillary Clinton got a shoe endorsement It's from Flip Flop
13. Michael J Fox got a new restaurant endorsement deal... Shakey's

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