Endor Jokes

Funniest Endor Short Jokes

Short endor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The endor humour may include short feline jokes also.

1. What did the teacher tell the Ewoks who were talking too loud? You need to use your Endor voices.
2. Luke chided Han for blaming Chewbacca when everyone got caught in the tree net on the forest moon of Endor. But let's be honest: it *was* a Wookie mistake.
3. Star Wars meat joke As seen in the Death Star II cafeteria: "For those of you finding the Wookiee steaks a bit too Chewy, try our new Ewok Chops: Guaranteed to be more on the Endor side."
4. What do Ewoks do when it's too cold to play in the river? Spend the day at the Endor pool.

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Endor One Liners

Which endor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with endor? I can suggest the ones about solo and chewy.

1. Why don't Ewoks yell inside? Because they use their Endor voices!
2. How does Luke Skywalker get around Endor? 'E walks!
3. Ewoks aren't meant outside They are Endor pets
4. What do you call a pet Ewok that stays inside? An Endor pet
5. Why wouldn't the Ewoks cat go outside? Because it was an Endor cat.
6. How did Luke make it across Endor after he crashed his speeder bike? Ewoked.
7. Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy? Because of the Endor-fans.
8. What makes a dolphin happy? Endor*fins*
9. What is an Ewoks favorite hotel accommodation? An Endor Pool!
10. What do the inhabitants of Endor use to cook their stir frys? An Ewok
11. How do you make dolphins happy in aquariums? By giving them Endor-fins!
12. What kind of cats do Ewoks have? Endor cats.
13. What's an Ewok's favourite sport? ‪Endor football. ‬
14. Did you hear? Chuck Norris moved to Endor He became an Ewok'er Texas ranger.
15. Why can't the crippled guy hike across Endor? Because Ewoks funny

Great Endor Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about endor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean voice jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make endor pranks.