Ending Jokes

• Short Ending Jokes
• Ending One Liners
• Ending Call Jokes
• Never Ending Jokes
• Happy Ending Jokes
• Ending The Phone Jokes
• Ending Speech Jokes
• More Ending Jokes

Funniest Ending Short Jokes

Short ending jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ending humour may include short ended jokes also.

1. My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it's flat! In the end, he came around.
2. My sister came up with this. What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it post office
3. Jared from Subway ended his career the same way he began it Trying to get into smaller pants
4. My last relationship ended because I didn't open the car door for her. Instead I just swam for the surface.
5. The UK Prime Minister just announced her resignation. This is not surprising. It is the end of May, after all.
6. Did you hear about McDonald's trying to get into the high end steakhouse market? It was a Big Mcsteak
7. I asked my doctor when we could anticipate an end to the coronavirus epidemic He said I don't know. I'm not really into politics.
8. Why do people say "break a leg" before an audition? It's so that they'll end up in a cast.
9. How is hurricane Florence like my ex wife? They start off wet and wild but in the end, they take your house.
10. Why are white gangs the scariest in prisons? Because they had a fair trial and still ended up there.

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Ending One Liners

Which ending one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ending? I can suggest the ones about ends and split end.

1. We cannot allow this year to end That would be admitting that 2021
2. What start with "e," ends with "e," and contains one letter? An envelope.
3. What word starts with "E" and ends in "E" but only has one letter in it? Envelope.
4. What starts with a W, and has 3 letters, but ends with a T I'm not asking
5. What begins with a "W" and ends with a "T" It really does!
6. My boss fired me for making too many asian jokes It was the end of my Korea
7. What starts with a W and ends with a T It really does, I swear!
8. What starts with W, ends with T and has two letters in between. Just stating the obvious.
9. What starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ? A teapot.
10. What starts with 'p' ends with 'orn' and plays a major role in the film industry? Popcorn
11. What starts with T, ends with T, but only has T in ? Teapot
12. What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence? Parole.
13. So what if I don't know what "apocalypse" means. It's not like it's the end of the world
14. God initially planned to use wasps to make honey. But in the end, he went with plan Bee.
15. I read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. At first I hated it, but by the end I loved it.

Ending Call Jokes

Here is a list of funny ending call jokes and even better ending call puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A chicken saw a duck standing by the side of the road. The chicken called out to the duck: Don't do it pal. You'll never hear the end of it!
• What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down, make a tire and call it a Goodyear.
  (Yes, I have been waiting till the end of the year to write this)
• What do you call a religious song from Helsinki that describes the end of a Mortal Kombat match? A Finnish Hymn
• NASA confirmed that, in the end of the afternoon of day 21, the skies are going to be very dark. It's a phenomenon called "Night".
• What's a word that starts with an N ends in an R, and is something you never want to call a black person? Neighbour
• What word starts with 'N', ends in 'R' that you don't want to call a black guy ? Neighbor.
• What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? The outlaws are wanted
  *shoutout to the customer that called in and ended the phone call with a joke to spread some cheer*
• I'm getting paid a lot to shut down Zoom calls... Now I'm making ends meet by making meets end!
• What do you call a potato that becomes US President and silences the news, silences government agencies, silences government funded science and ends international treaties? A dic-tater.
• Someone called me and sneezed and then ended the call I'm tired of all these cold calls!

Never Ending Jokes

Here is a list of funny never ending jokes and even better never ending puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Never get married. It'll only end in divorce. The statistics don't lie. 100% of divorces started with marriage. Can't say I didn't warn you.
• Today it became clear to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on the keyboard. This is why I'll never be ending an email with 'Regards' ever again.
• Q: What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing? A: Miscarriage
  This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
• The E.U has said that Scotland could end up as a Third World country after Brexit. I don't know if things will improve to that extent, but you never know.
• I spent half an hour trying to take off my girlfriends bra. I gave up in the end. I wish I never tried it on in the first place.
• I accidentally deleted an audiobook I was listening to Now I'll never hear the end of it
• My wife was giving a speech at her parents' wedding anniversary, and my phone battery ran out in the middle of recording it. Now I'll never hear the end of it.
• I swear I just troll-dadded this on the spot when my daughter asked... "Dad, what's a preposition?"
  
  "A preposition is a word that you never, ever end a sentence with."
• A Duck is about to cross the road When a chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
• Take my advice - Do not interrupt your wife while she's trying to tell you a joke. You'll never hear the end of it.

Happy Ending Jokes

Here is a list of funny happy ending jokes and even better happy ending puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What starts with M, ends with E and can bring two people eternal happiness? Me, I'm a divorce lawyer
• When I was young, at bedtimes... My mum used to tell me fairy stories with a happy ending. Just one of the benefits of having a masseuse as a parent I guess.
• I rear-ended a car the other day and out comes a little person. He says to me, "I'm not happy", so I reply, "Then which one are you?"
• I can't stand those 'happy ending' massage parlors Those places just rub me the wrong way
• My car just got rear ended by a dwarf. His car is wrecked, my car is fine. He says, "Well, I'm not happy" So I said "Well which one are you?"
• I rear-ended a car today The driver got out of the car and he ended up being a dwarf! When he got out I asked him if he was okay and he said I'm not happy
  I then asked him which one are you then?
• I saw the strangest protest sign driving to work today I know all the construction can be inconvenient but seriously, End Road Work ?
  Happy Father's Day everyone!
• What do you call a happy ending at a Jewish massage parlor? Free.
• Why have the Patriots won so many Super Bowls? Because the owner really likes a happy ending.
• I went to an Asian massage place... And when my masseuse came in, I realized it was avril lavigne. So much for my happy ending.

Ending The Phone Jokes

Here is a list of funny ending the phone jokes and even better ending the phone puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I was about to win a race but my phone went off and I stopped to answer it, in the end I finished last. I shouldn't have done it in the first place.
• Blonde on the phone Blonde: Hello, I would like to inquire how long is the flight to New York?
  Operator: Just a minute ma'am...
  Blonde: Thank you! (call ended)
• Me, on the phone: I have a complaint. Every time I make a sandwich, it's always too dry. Guy on the other end: Sir, that's not what we do at the Mayo Clinic.
• My proctogogist won't take my phone calls anymore. I guess saying "What, no happy ending!" isn't proper exam room etiquette.
• Sometimes I think my phone is haunted... ...Because every woman I message ends up ghosting me.
• Love is like waiting for your mother to get off the phone... ...it never ends.
• Last night at a party I talked to mad girls and ended up getting 6 numbers. 1 more number and I would have had a full phone number
  #theoffice
• How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window? End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
• I entered a contest to win a car, but ended up winning a phone It was Nokia, but it was still a great prize.
• I really enjoyed the movie, E.T. The Extra Terrestrial, but... The kid playing the alien really phoned it in at the end

Ending Speech Jokes

Here is a list of funny ending speech jokes and even better ending speech puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• In a speech two days ago, Prime Minister Theresa May has announced that she plans to delay Brexit, in the hopes that the UK leaves with her deal on 22 May May wants to leave at the end of May.
• why are chemists bad public speakers? because almost every element in their speech ends with um
• How did Jeb Bush end his speech at Bronycon? *Please Clop*
• I was recently giving a motivational speech for the "international dyslexia association" I ended with: "And remember, there's no "I" in dyslexia..."

Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious Ending Jokes and Friends

What funny jokes about ending you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean starter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ending pranks.