End Of Term Jokes
31 end of term jokes and hilarious end of term puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about end of term that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest End Of Term Short Jokes
Short end of term jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The end of term humour may include short end of school jokes also.
- America should go 4 years with no president after this term ends. Taking some time to be single after an abusive relationship is really important.
- As his Presidency comes to an end, I think it's important to reflect on the one positive result of Donald Trump's term. His Covid19 test result.
- Discussing with a woman is like reading software license terms. In the end you ignore everything and click on "accept".
- Arguing with the wife is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the internet. In the end you just give up and go I Agree .
- Now I'm just going to wait till the end of 2016 and hope Obama says: "Chill out guys, all of this was just a prank. I'm going for the 3rd term".
- Trump stated that all Americans will live like royalty by the end of his term More than 2 million people have been coronated already.
- Arguing with your Lady is like reading "Terms and Conditions of Use" In the end You just give up understanding, and say: "I Agree"
- I am satisfied with my life choices. I no longer pay for rent, food, electricity and blow jobs... not until my jail term ends...
- Arguing with a woman is like reading Terms and Conditions You end up ignoring it all and just clicking "I agree" at the bottom
- I don't understand basketball terms. I tried going hard in the paint and ended up getting banned from the Sherwin Williams
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End Of Term One Liners
Which end of term one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with end of term? I can suggest the ones about end of the year and end of summer.
- Today I ended a long term relationship. I don't really care though, it wasn't mine.
- I just ended a long-term relationship today I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine
- What's another term for a "dead end job"? "Income without outcome".
- I ended a long term relationship today... Lucky, it wasn't mine.
- I don't want to end the year on bad terms with anyone .. so apologize to me.
- What would Donald be at the end of his presidential term? A lame duck.
- Long term health risks include death... DOESN'T THAT END YOUR TERM?!?!?!
End Of Term Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about end of term you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean end of life jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make end of term pranks.
My buddy got arrested on drug charges and because it was his first offense, he thought he would get off lightly, but it turned out his lawyer was one of the worst in the state and ended up botching his case, so instead of getting a short term, he ended up getting 40 years without parole!!
Man, that sentence was way too long.
Advice for final exams
A college student walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Wish me luck, I have end of term exams tomorrow," she tells the bartender. "Good luck," the bartender says. "Are you all prepared?" "I've done everything I can think of to prepare. I even texted my ex last night," she says. "I asked him if he had any good cheating tips."
There were people having a disagreement over whether it is correct to use the term "Jew", "Israeli", or "Hebrew".
In the end they were just arguing semitics.
At first it was hard for me to come to terms with trainsexual
Then I saw the light at the end of the tunnel
Clinton is MY president!
His second term is about to end but I truly loved his presidency
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Terms Of s**... Satisfaction.
In Terms Of s**... Satisfaction
Woman Is Like A Road & Man Is Like A Traveler
The Traveler Gets Tired But The Road Never Ends.
A joke I heard several years ago...
The former president gives the new president 3 boxes and asks him to open one each time he is in a major crisis.
When faced with his first crisis, he opens the first box and it says "blame it on the previous administration"
When faced with his second crisis, he opens the second box and it says "blame it on the opposition"
When faced with his third crisis (at almost the end of his term), he opens the third box and it says "remake these 3 boxes and give them to your successor."