Encyclopedia Jokes
24 encyclopedia jokes and hilarious encyclopedia puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about encyclopedia that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Encyclopedia Short Jokes
Short encyclopedia jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The encyclopedia humour may include short journal jokes also.
- FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. excellent condition $1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything. - Cop: We suspect you have illegally downloaded all the editions of Encyclopedia Brittanica. Man: Wait! I can explain everything!
- How is a flock of geese like an airplane full of encyclopedias? They're flying in-formation.
- I asked my girlfriend for an audio book, but she got me an encyclopedia instead. That speaks volumes.
- A man walks into a library... A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for the Encyclopedia of Loud Noises.
The librarian responds: "Absolutely! Which volume would you like?" - Needed some help with romance, so I took the book "How to Hug" out of the library. Turns out it was volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
- What's the difference between an encyclopedia and a Republican senator? The encyclopedia has a spine.
(Apologies to Senators Collins and Murkowski) - According to Wikipedia, the open-source online encyclopedia, India is the world's largest producer of spices. But then again, you should always take stats from the internet with a pinch of salt.
- I finally got my encyclopedia of Canada! Now I can learn everything about Canada from Eh to Z.
- What do you call a cross between an Encyclopedia and a squadron of fighter jets? Flying in-formation.
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Encyclopedia One Liners
Which encyclopedia one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with encyclopedia? I can suggest the ones about magazine and english dictionary.
- What do you call a mechanical encyclopedia? A facts machine
- I bought audiobook version of Encyclopedia Britannica It speaks volumes to me
- I once fell in love with an encyclopedia I was completely in*fact*uated
- What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs? A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia
- I just came across the encyclopedia of flying tomes. It struck me as a hard book.
- I heard they finally updated the Encyclopedia of Chronology It's about time.
- I spent a lot of money on a bird encyclopedia. No egrets.
Cheerful Fun Encyclopedia Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about encyclopedia you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dictionary jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make encyclopedia pranks.
A redditor answers the door to find a salesman who's selling encyclopedias
"I don't need those," says the redditor. "I'm very well-informed."
"Oh, that's fortuitous!" replies the salesman, "Just think of how much fun you'll have sifting through them and finding all the errors!"
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
On long plane trip, a woman is sitting next to a lawyer. She wants to sleep, but the lawyer does not stop talking...
*"Let's play a game"* - he suggests.
The woman ignores him.
*"To make it interesting"* - he continues - *"if I answer incorrectly to your question, I'll pay you $50. If you answer incorrectly to my question, you pay me $5."*
The woman agrees, and the lawyer asks the first question.
*"What is the distance between Earth and the Moon?"*
The woman hands him $5. Now it's her turn.
*"What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"*
The lawyer is astonished. He frantically surfs the Internet, searches his pocket encyclopedia and asks his scientist friends. He finds nothing. Hours later, when finally giving up looking for the answer, he wakes the woman, hands her $50 and asks:
*"So, what is the answer?"*
Without saying a word, she hands him $5 and goes back to sleep.
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Q: What do you call a trucker wearing a suit and tie?
A: the defendant
Source: I'm a trucker. (reformed)
For the young and/or foreign:
Defendant - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defendant
In a criminal trial, a defendant is any person accused (charged) of committing an offence (a crime), an act defined as punishable under criminal law.
Newly Married Husband
Newly Married Husband puts a notice
in front of his residence:
FOR SALE
Computer and Encyclopedia both in
good condition.
Reason for selling:
No longer needed
Got married.
Wife knows EVERYTHING ...
with backup server called
"Mother In Law "
