Emus Jokes
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I put a " No Flyers" sign on my front door
The next day I was sent Two Emus and an ostrich
Two Australian birds burped in my face.
It didn't emus me.
Two men were hiking in the Australian Outback.
Two men were hiking in the Australian Outback when an emu walked up to them.
One of the men was thrilled to see an emu so close up. The other man was more hesitant, for he read that emus can be very aggressive and hostile.
The man started to yell at the emu, "Go away, you big, fat, s**..., flightless bird! We don't want you here!"
The other man responded, "Dude, stop ostracizing it."
People make fun of Australia for declaring war on emus and losing
But it's not nearly as embarrassing as the US declaring war on plants and losing.
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