Emu Jokes
8 emu jokes and hilarious emu puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about emu that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
From the outback to your living room, prepare to laugh out loud with these hilarious jokes about emus! Read on to get your fill of funny jokes about emus, cats, koalas, and zebras.
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What is a good emu joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
They say history is written by the victors....
But I've never seen an emu write before.
Why did the emu lose all his friends when he grew a few feet taller?
Because he was ostrich sized.
How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?
Ostrich-sized.
have you heard about the emu who was kicked out of the emu gang?
he was ostrich-sized.
Don't let the Australians' defeat in the Emu War distract you from the fact that...
the Americans lost to Gorilla Warfare.
Two men were hiking in the Australian Outback.
Two men were hiking in the Australian Outback when an emu walked up to them.
One of the men was thrilled to see an emu so close up. The other man was more hesitant, for he read that emus can be very aggressive and hostile.
The man started to yell at the emu, "Go away, you big, fat, s**..., flightless bird! We don't want you here!"
The other man responded, "Dude, stop ostracizing it."
What do you call an ostrich going trough their emo stage?
An emu
What do you call a digital cow?
An Emu
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