Emt Jokes
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Hilarious Emt Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What is a good emt joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A zookeeper calls an ambulance and says: "Help, a crocodile took my leg off!"
The EMT asks: "Oh my god, which one?"
"I don't know", the zookeeper says, " those b**... all look the same!"
So my dad died last year
We were in a car accident and my dad lost loads of blood. EMT came onto the scene but nobody could remember what his blood type is in time for them to give him a transfusion.
Even as he died, Dad kept telling us to "Be positive" but it's hard without you here Dad. Hope you're in a better place.
My friend is an EMT, and she's amazing on trivia night.
She's usually the first responder.
We lost our father after an accident because
we couldn't remember what blood type he had to tell the EMT.
Dad kept screaming for us to "Be Positive", but it's really hard with him gone.
Why did the pirate decide to become an EMT
He wanted to do CP-ARRRRRRR!
What did the EMT say to the choking guy at Taco Bell?
Live más.
A wine aficionado/part time EMT gets invited to a dinner party...
While the bottle of red was passed out, he shouts "Everybody get back! OK, now let it breathe a little."
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