Empty Stomach Jokes
25 empty stomach jokes and hilarious empty stomach puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about empty stomach that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Empty Stomach Short Jokes
Short empty stomach jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The empty stomach humour may include short stomach jokes also.
- Why is it that there's no pharmacies in Africa? Because you shouldn't take medicine on an empty stomach.
- The stomach is smarter than the brain. Because the stomach warns you when it is empty, the brain does not.
- I accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 4.
- My grandma could never muster up enough force with her hands to open items in a jar She suffocated to death on an empty stomach :/
- What's the difference between your brain and your stomach? Your stomach lets you know if it's empty.
- "Mom, I have stomachache" "That's because you leave your stomach empty from time to time" said his mom.
"Now I know why you often have headache" - Why did the cow exit the grocery store with 6 carts teeming with food? She went shopping on four empty stomachs.
- Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach?
No, you should do it on a computer. - Is is best to do your homework on an empty stomach or a full stomach? It's best to do it on paper.
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Empty Stomach One Liners
Which empty stomach one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with empty stomach? I can suggest the ones about tummy and upset stomach.
- Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa? Because it can't be taken on empty stomach
- Why there were no pharmacies in USSR? Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach
- Why is it bad to write on an empty stomach? Paper works better.
- Why can't ethiopians take med pills? Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.
Happy Empty Stomach Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about empty stomach you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean big belly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make empty stomach pranks.
Helpful Daughter
Little Susie, a six year old , complained:"Mother, I've got a stomach ache."
"That's because our stomach is empty", the mother replied. "You would feel better if you had something in it."
That afternoon her daddy came complaining that he had a severe headache all day.
Susie perked up: " That's because it's empty", she said. "You'd feel better if you had something in it."
A man asks a blonde how many apples
can she eat on an empty stomach. The blonde replies "Four".
The man says, "No, you can only eat one. After that your stomach is not empty". The blonde gets excited and plans to ask the same question to her friend.
Blonde: How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Friend: Five.
Blonde: Aww shucks. It would have been so much fun if you had said four.
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I went to the hospital to visit my friend who had an accident.
While waiting in the waiting room, I felt hungry so bought some juice and 2 burgers from the cafeteria.
I was about to eat, when I saw a kid sitting on the chair beside me looking at me. I asked him if he was hungry. He nodded. So I gave him one of my burgers.
After a few minutes, his mother came and saw him finishing the burger.
She got real angry and started shouting.
"Who is the s**... person who gave him this burger. I drove 20 miles to get him tested on an empty stomach."
I
JUST
RAN.
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So, a happy Muslim on an empty stomach enters a gay bar.............
Bartender asks, "What will it be!?"
The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"
Little Johnny is complaining to his mother early in the morning
'Mum, I have a stomach ache...'
'Don't worry, honey,' says the mother. 'It's only aching because you have an empty stomach.'
Little Johnny acknowledges this and calms down. In the evening, Little Johnny's parents welcome an esteemed guest: the Under Secretary of Interior. During the course of the evening, the Under Secretary says:
'Dear Madam, could I get some painkiller please? I have a horrible headache...'
Little Johnny looks up from his drawing in the corner and says:
'Don't worry, sir! It's only aching because you have an empty head!'
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The only Greek joke I know....
So a Greek and a Czech are walking through the forest. They come across two bears, a male and a female. Before the men can react, the bears attack and eat the Czech. The Greek runs back to his village and gets all of the villagers and they grab their pitchforks and run back into the forest. The mob comes across the two bears, now sleeping. The village leader asks the Greek which bear ate the Czech, so they can retrieve his body for a proper burial. The Greek says that the male bear ate him. So the villagers cut open the male bear but his stomach is empty. So long story short, never trust a Greek when he says the Czech is in the male.
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The Czechoslovakian and the German
A Czech and a German entered into a contest. The point of the contest was to guess the right 7 numbers and win an all expense paid trip to Alaska to hunt a grizzly bear. The contest ended and it turns out the two men guessed the same winning numbers, so both got to go on the hunt.
After arriving in the camp and getting settled they decide to head out tomorrow with the guide to hunt the mighty bear. But the next day the guide is feeling under the weather so the two men decide to go out alone. After hiking through rugged mountains for hours they come into a clearing and see two bears, a male and a female. The German takes aim and pulls the trigger... "Click"! The all expense paid trip didn't come with ammo. The sound startled the bears and they charged. The Czech pulls his knife and rushes at the bears. The German tries to pull his p**... but stumbled backwards, hit his head, and fell into a river. When he comes to he sees the guide kneeling over him.
After being briefed on the situation they
decide to track the bears and save the Czech. They find the female bear chewing on a boot, the guide takes aim and... "Bang!", the bear is dead. The two men cut open the bear and her stomach is empty except for a few fish. The German utters the immortal words," The Czechs in the Male"
A man from Brooklyn...
A man from Brooklyn who worked for an entertainment company was tasked with with looking after meals for singer Adele, who was in town for a performance one day.
It was known throughout the business that she refused to work on an empty stomach and that this job was crucial to the success of the performance.
When Adele arrived there was no food present and she became enraged. The mans boss began to panic, until the man walked into his boss' office with a plan.
"Don't worry" he said
"I'm going to Philadelphia."