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Valeria Messalina was a powerful Roman empress, best known for her long and influential political career, and for her hobby of hanging out in brothels and prostituting herself.

Makes sense to me. If I had to spend my days with senators and rulers, I'd want to spend my nights with a better class of people, too.

A poem about British history

First we were a kingdom, and we had a king.
Then we were an empire, and we had an empress
Now we are a country, and we have Nigel Farage.

A foreign dignitary visiting Russia...

was invited to have dinner with Catherine the Great. After a few glasses of wine the man asked the Empress "Your majesty I probably shouldn't ask you this but I've been hearing stories lately and I must know, Are the rumors true?"
The woman's face turned bright red "I don't know where people come up with these things," she told the man quickly."I would never have s**... with a horse."
The man sat for a moment clearly embarrassed and after a long uncomfortable silence said "So Russia is not going to invade Poland?"

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