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13 empowers jokes and hilarious empowers puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about empowers that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Empowers Short Jokes

Short empowers jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The empowers humour may include short jokes also.

  1. I get that the #me too movement is supposed to be empowering... But they could've picked a better slogan than PoundMeToo
  2. How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to change the lightbulb and nine to blog about how empowering it was.
  3. When my girlfriend and I break up and she screws 10 guys, she's an "empowered woman" But when I do it I'm "gay".
  4. I heard that quitting smoking is one of the most empowering things you can do in life I didn't want to miss out, so I took up smoking.
  5. Older generations had trouble supporting the #MeToo movement I guess women saying pound me too isn't very empowering
  6. How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb 6. 1 to change it, and 5 to tearfully document what a empowering moment of independence it is.
  7. I'm so tired of double standards. When women have s**... with a bunch of guys they're "empowering themselves" or "owning their sexuality".
    Meanwhile, if I do the same thing I'm "just some gay guy".

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Empowers One Liners

Which empowers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with empowers? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. Did you hear about the feminist light bulb? It empowers itself
  2. What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune? Oh, Plebes.

Empowers Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about empowers you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make empowers pranks.

How many sheep?

A blonde woman is tired of people assuming she's s**... and dyes her hair red. Feeling empowered, she goes for a car ride down a country road. Soon she sees a farm with hundreds of sheep. She walks up to the owner of the farm and makes this proposal: "These sheep are adorable, if I guess how many there are, can I keep one?" The farmer agrees, surely out of all the sheep this woman can't guess the number exactly. She looks around and replies "There are 593 sheep" The farmer is awe-struck, the number was exactly right. So the woman picks her sheep and is getting back in the car when the farmer runs up to her and yells "WAIT! If I can guess your natural color can I have him back?" The woman smiles and agrees, she already proved she's too smart to be called a blonde. The farmer replies "you're a blonde, now can I have my dog back?"

So this guy finishes reading a self-empowering book..

And then goes to his wife to put the knowledge to the test. so he tells her :"Wife, tomorrow morning i expect breakfast in bed, followed by some good love-making and then a warm bath...and after all this, who do you think also gets to do my hair and dress me ?" the wife looks at him, smiles, and says :"The guys at the f**... home, honey"