Employee Training Jokes
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An Emergency Call Centre operator has been fired...
An Emergency Call Centre operator has been fired in Bradford
It seems that a caller dialed 999 from a mobile phone stating, "I am depressed and lying on a railway line so that when the train comes I can finally meet my maker."
To which the call centre employee replied, "Remain calm and stay on the line."
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If tea derived from m**... becomes popular, eventually employees would require...
p**... Tea Training.
How did the train employee survive electrocution?
He was a good conductor.
I came with this one up myself and I'm looking for feedback.
All employees at the local cheese factory are trained for if the cheese melter breaks..
..They're trained for the worst queso-nario.
All employees are encouraged to stay with relatives and friends while on business travel.
If weather permits, public areas such as parks should be used as temporary lodging sites.
Bus terminals, train stations, and office lobbies may provide shelter in periods of inclement weather.
A new employee on his first day working at Walmart.
A new employee is being trained on the first day of his job. His supervisor explains to him how to do his job.
The trick is to lead customers to products based on what they want. Let me demonstrate.
A customer approaches and explains that he needs something for his garden, and the trainer recommends him a lawnmower.
See? Just like that. Now you give it a try!
Another customer approached the new employee. The customer explains how his girlfriend is on her period, and the new employee recommends him a lawnmower.
Why would I need a lawnmower? The customer asks.
Well, it's not like you're gonna get laid, so you might as well mow the lawn.
What do employees do on their first day of work at the subway?
Training
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