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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course.

The Empire State Building can't jump.

Q: Two blondes are standing on top of the Empire State Building.



How can you tell which one is the true blonde and which one is the bleached blonde?

A: The bleached blonde isn't throwing bread crumbs at the helicopters!

King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.

Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.

Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.


If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.

A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building...

He yells "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

A blind man decided to kill himself...

Q: When the blind man decided to kill himself by jumping off of the Empire State Building, how did he know when he was just about to hit the ground?

A: The dog quit barking.

Why did King Kong....

Climb the Empire State Building?

...He couldn't fit in the elevator.

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

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How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

A guy walks up to a girl in the bar with his fist closed and says........I will go down on you if you can guess what I have in my hand.

The girl says........The empire state building.

The guy says..........That's close enough.

Osama Bin Laden's son comes home from school crying...

He asks him: "What's wrong son, what happened?"

"The teacher asked the class what the tallest building in New York is, and I got the answer wrong."

"Why, what did you answer?"

"The Empire State Building."

"Don't worry son, daddy will take care of it."

9/11, Perfect day to make an insensitive repost

Osama bin Laden's son came home from school crying. Osama asked, "why are you crying my son".

His son replied, "today our teacher asked us what the tallest building in America is. I said it's the Empire State Building and the whole class laughed at me."

"Don't worry son, I'll handle this."

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the empire state building?

Nope, but it sure can jump higher than the twin towers.

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building


What's gray, and if it gets in your eye, you'll probably die?

The Empire State Building

Optimist jumps from the Empire State building midway someone asks...

How are you doing?
Optimist: so far so good

Osama bin laden's son came back home from school one day in tears.

Osama asked: "What's wrong?"

His son said: "Our teacher asked me what the tallest building in new york is, and I got it wrong."

Osama replied: "What did you say?"

His son: "The empire state building."

Osama: "Don't worry son, i'll take care of it."

A man assumed he could fly so he jumped off of the roof of the Empire State Building

I guess you could say he jumped to his conclusion.

Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?

He had a plane to catch

Did you hear about the physics student who jumped off the empire state building?

He had so much potential.

A physicist goes to the top of the empire state building and sees a man about to leap to his death

He runs up to him and says, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Relieved, the man climbs off the edge and follows the physicist down to the street. The physicist then looks at him again and says: "ah... Never mind".

A man falls from the top of the Empire State building.

When he hits the ground, a woman walking by screams "oh my God what happened"!!

The man looks up and says "I don't know, I just got here"

If you were to push a naked clone of yourself off the Empire State Building...

Would it be murder, suicide, or merely making an obscene clone fall?

3 guys worked on top of the empire state building.

They all had the same stuff for lunch every day and they said if they had it again they would jump to their deaths.

The Irish guy had a different meal so he lived.

The German guy had a different meal so he lived.

The polish guy had the same meal so he jumped to his death.

when talking to the wife she said I don't know why he did this. he made his own lunch every day

10 september 2001

The child of Bin Laden comes home grumpy. His dad asks him "what happened?". "Today I got an F in geography class". "And what did she ask you?". "What's the tallest building from New York and I said Empire State Building". "Eh, don't cry over it, I'll take care of that for you."

I can jump higher than the empire state building

I rely on the fact that the building can't jump.

A ni🅱️🅱️a and a jew jump off the empire state building. Who hits the ground first?

Who cares (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

Can you kill someone by throwing a penny from the top of the Empire State building?

Yes, if a Jew stands next to you.

Kids Argue who's dad is tallest!

Three kids showing off whos dad is tallest,

Kid 1 : my dad is as tall as empire state building.

Kid 2 : oh yeah? Well my dad is taller than the sky, even higher than the moon.

Kid 3: oh yeah? Does your dad reach and touch the planets up there?

Kid 2 : yeah of course

Kid 3: those are my dads balls.

If Darth Vader lived in America, where would he live?

The Empire State Building

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