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As much emphasis as was put on teaching me stop, drop, and roll as a child...

I thought that, as an adult, catching on fire would be a much bigger problem than it seems to be.

I wish teachers would stop putting so much emphasis on vocab tests

So what if I don't know what "Armageddon" means. Its not the end of the world.

Who knows where Jesus is?

A Sunday School teacher was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
And Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'!"

I don't get this joke

A guy woke up after being frozen for 1000 years, someone asked how he felt and he said he was okay with an emphasis on the o

Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

I hate it when people misappropriate common words to add dramatic emphasis to their statements.

It literally makes me physically ill.

College professors around the world are protesting people using a precise word meaning exactly for emphasis, and throwing garbage at the floor.

It's called the litter-raly

@theRiver

A pastor was completing a sermon on abstaining from drinking alcohol.
With great expression, he said, 'If I had all of the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river.' 
With even greater emphasis, he said, 'And if I had all of the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river.'
And then finally, he thundered, 'And if I had all of the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river.'
The church was silent. Not a single congregant made a sound. 
The music leader then stood up hesitantly and said, 'For our closing song, let us sing the hymn Shall We Gather at the River. '

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