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Who played Annakin Skywalker in the Star Wars prequels?

Emperor Palpatine

In tonight's debate Trump said we can't trust the rebels

I'm not surprised; he has always reminded me of Emperor Palpatine.

Why did Emperor Palpatine have so much trouble walking around?

He had Darth Ritis

Emperor Palpatine decides to endorse Mountain Dew and appears on an advertisement

DEW IT

Mike Pence is Emperor Palpatine

Both are old men, heads of the Senate, and like to shock people.

What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord

What is Emperor Palpatine's favourite drink?

Mountain Dew it!

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What order did Emperor Palpatine give to start the o**...?

Execute order s**... s**....

What do you call a teenage Monarch who is your friend and father?

Emperor Pal-pa-tine.

Why did the Pope resign?

He was asked to play Emperor Palpatine in Star Wars VII

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