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Empathy Jokes

27 empathy jokes and hilarious empathy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about empathy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Empathy Short Jokes

Short empathy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The empathy humour may include short apathy jokes also.

  1. My wife just accused me of having zero empathy. I just don't understand why she feels that way.
  2. My wife keeps telling me that I have no sense of empathy. I have no idea why she feels that way.
  3. My wife just accused me of having zero sense of empathy. I have no idea how she can feel that way.
  4. What's your favorite word? 5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means!
    Me- I know how you feel.
  5. All my friends tell me that I have zero empathy. I don't understand why they feel that way.
  6. My mom said that i'm starting to lack empathy. I can't understand how she could feel like that.
  7. I was just diagnosed with a severe lack of empathy. But I'm gonna keep going strong! The last thing I will do is start feeling sorry for myself.
  8. How do you call a camel with 3 humps? With empathy, compassion, and honesty. Cancer is hard news, even for a camel.
  9. What keeps you from strangling your significant other during arguments? Love? Their good personality? Empathy? Morals? For me, it's the death penalty.

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Empathy One Liners

Which empathy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with empathy? I can suggest the ones about emotions and affection.

  1. Why I'm single now My wife said I had no empathy. I had no idea she felt that way.
  2. I don't have empathy towards anyone. But I feel bad for people that do.
  3. My wife said I lack empathy I don't understand how she could feel that way.
  4. What does the E in Logan Paul stand for? Empathy
  5. What's the German word for empathy? Schadenfreude
  6. I have no empathy for those with read-only access It's my Write Privilege
  7. I have zero empathy for sociopaths. But to be fair, they don't have any for me, either.
  8. In what unit are Empathy pills measured? IBUs
  9. The circle of life is a square with three edges ... Love and empathy ....
  10. What do you call a cow with no empathy? My Ex-wife
  11. You wouldn't know empathy If it hit someone else in the face

Empathy joke, You wouldn't know empathy

Witty Empathy Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about empathy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kindness jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make empathy pranks.

Trump walks into a bar and Is suprised to see the bartender is a genie

The genie says "what'll you have?" Trump says"give me something I'll regret in the morning" The genie gives him a conscience, empathy, and humility.

Empathy joke, In what unit are Empathy pills measured?