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What's the opposite of an empath?

A W-path.
*edit* Thanks for the upvotes. My ten year old stepson made this one up, and he's very proud that his joke got so many upvotes.

To test my ability to emphasthize I tried to force myself to empathize with Brock Turner

But if I learned anything from him it's that some things should never be forced

A psychopath, a sociopath and an empath walk into a bar...

I know there's a joke in there somewhere.
Any suggestions?
I just can't make it out.

What did the empathic foot fetishist say to the sociopath with erectile dysfunction?

"Try walking a mile in her shoes."

I empathize with the homeless by singing Mark Knopfler's ballads.

They make me feel like I'm in dire straits.

[Joke Request]: Death of Wife

I don't often see joke requests on here, so I'm not sure how kosher this is, but I'm looking for a very specific type of joke and was hoping you guys could help.
The basic premise is that a man's wife dies, his buddy empathizes and feels sorry for him, assuming that the man is sad, but the punchline reveals in some way that the man is quite content with the outcome (or something along those lines).
I know there are a million of these, with all sorts of different contexts and punchlines. But my mind is blanking and google hasn't helped.


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