Emos Jokes
30 emos jokes and hilarious emos puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about emos that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Emos Short Jokes
Short emos jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The emos humour may include short mere jokes also.
- An emo and an apple fall out of a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, the emo is stopped by the rope.
- I'm making a film about emos. I really need to stop saying "cut!" at the end of each scene.
- A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
- I heard the Toronto Maple Leafs now have the milk board as their sponsor. Now they only have to put in 2% of the effort.
- How do you get an emo out of a tree? Untie the rope...
- What's the best kind of grass for your front yard? Emo grass. Cuz it cuts itself.
- I wish my grass was emo So it could cut itself
- What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas? Tropical depressions.
- What do you call a major advancement made by an emo? Cutting edge technology.
- How do you get an emo off your balcony? You encourage them
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Emos One Liners
Which emos one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with emos? I can suggest the ones about elves and aver.
- What do you call an emo a capella group? Self Harmony
- I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco
- What do you call a committee of emo kids? A cutting board
- What do you call an emo vegetable? A despair-agus
- How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? You cut the rope
- Why did the emo kid leave the bar? It was happy hour.
- Have you heard about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself
- I wish I had emo hair So it would cut itself.
- What do you call a robotic emo that likes dark humor. Cutting edge technology
- I keep having flashbacks to my emo phase. I think I might have PTXD.
- What did the impatient emo do at the supermarket? Cut in line.
- I wish grass was emo... ...then it would cut itself.
- What do you call a council of Emo's? A cutting board.
- How many emos like anagrams? Some.
- What do you call a Emo kid in Hawaii? A Tropical Depression
Ridiculous Emos Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about emos you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean apes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make emos pranks.
Where do emos get their gaming gear?
Razer.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless
emos and goths should wear more gold
its pretty metal
Why are birthday cakes with emos on them the best kind?
They cut themselves
Why do Emos still exist?
Because the Suffering never ends.
I was making a video about emos
It was super easy to make because the video cut itself!
What's an Emos favorite sub?
/wrists
What do emos use to compress files?
.rawr files
I tried to audition for a movie about emos
but I didn't make the cut
What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?
Rise up lights
Five emos in a room
A study has shown that if you put five emos in a room, one of them will eventually kill himself because he wont have a corner to cry in.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line
