Emoji Jokes
33 emoji jokes and hilarious emoji puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about emoji that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Have you ever tried telling an emoji joke? See how these classic jokes, featuring the eggplant emoji, clownfish, and other emojis, are sure to get a few laughs and break the ice when texted to friends and family! Learn how to diffuse the awkwardness with these emoji jokes!
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Funniest Emoji Short Jokes
Short emoji jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The emoji humour may include short icon jokes also.
- Does anyone know where I can find the "Surrender" Emoji? Nevermind the French flag works fine. 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
- iPhone users, don't bother sending the Meteor emoji to your Android friends... ...It won't have the same impact.
- I made a freudian slip the other day. I said I only need two emojis asparagus and peach. I mean Aubergene!
- Breaking: Man takes longer to find emoji than it would have taken him to find words that convey what he wanted.
- I present you: The Female emoji!
- What would you call a set of old school rapper emojis? Em-OGs
- guy watches emoji reaction videos with blank expression
- Well son, in the '90s, there was no drooling emoji. You had to show up at a girl's door and actually drool.
- You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
- Since my girlfriend discovered out the eyeroll and tongue sticking emojis she doesn't have to type words anymore.
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Emoji One Liners
Which emoji one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with emoji? I can suggest the ones about avatar and nickname.
- How to be cool A) Use happy sunglasses emoji
B) - What do you call a gangster who wears eyeliner? An emoji.
- Why did the smiley emoji :-) drop the nose :) ??? It was too negative.
- Arrrgghhh... My Retinas Are on Fire I just saw The Emoji Movie.
- What text emojis do spiders use when they are happy? ::::D
- What do you call a goth emoji? An Emo-ticon
- Facebook is a lot like ancient Egypt People write on walls, use emojis, and worship cats.
- What happens when you combine Emoji Movie and Bee Movie? 🅱️ Movie
- Covid-19 is caused by Emoji users
- What do you call an instigated emoji? An inclination of 1080p emotion.
- Why did the smiley face have hair over its face? It's an emo-ji.
- Did you hear about the mooning emoji? Its colon was showing
- What ever happened to the fried shrimp emoji? It was tempurary
- emojis because there is a 13 year old korean girl in all of us... even your dad
- What do you call a person who overuses emojis? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Cheeky Emoji Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about emoji you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean charm jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make emoji pranks.
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What do you call a depressed gang member?
An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son
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Did you hear?! They're putting the p**... emoji on a stamp!
Finally! Shitpost!
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A guy was arrested for m**... during The Emoji Movie
What was he supposed to do? Laugh?
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The official list of emojis for 2019 has been updated to include a drop of blood, which is meant to symbolize m**.... Although, if tech companies really wanted to accurately portray the suffering caused by periods...
...they should use an emoji of a husband quietly m**... in the bathroom.
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What's the difference between the Emoji Movie and Pulp Fiction?
n**...'s didn't start running around a month after Pulp Fiction.
