Emo Kid Jokes

Funniest Emo Kid Short Jokes

Short emo kid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The emo kid humour may include short scene kid jokes also.

1. An apple and an emo kid fall out of a tree which one hits the ground first? The apple, the rope caught the emo kid.
2. How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
3. If an apple and an emo kid fall off a tree what hits the ground first? The apple bc the rope caught the emo kid
4. What is the difference between an emo kid and a gallon of milk? The milk won't hang itself after you dump it.
5. How do you get a group of emo kids to change a light bulb? You don't, you just let them sit and cry in the dark.
6. How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.
   Four to sit in the dark and cry about it and one to write the song.
7. How do you get a group of emo kids to screw in a light bulb? You dont, you just let them cry in the dark.
8. Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party? Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom
9. Whats the difference between an emo kid and a leaf both falling from a tree? Only the leaf reached the ground.
10. Emo kids are like Christmas ornaments You'll find both hanging from a tree.

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Emo Kid One Liners

Which emo kid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with emo kid? I can suggest the ones about animal kid and fun kid.

1. What do you call a committee of emo kids? A cutting board
2. How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? You cut the rope
3. Why did the emo kid leave the bar? It was happy hour.
4. What do you call a Emo kid in Hawaii? A Tropical Depression
5. What do you call an emo kids cartoon? Disney XD.
6. Why do you always high five the emo kid? You can't leave them hanging...
7. How do Emo kids reward themselves? Gold Scars.
   I'll see myself out.
8. Me and you are like an emo kid and a rope... We hung out once and then it all ended.
9. Why don't emo kids take steroids ? Cause then they would get emo-roids
10. Why do emo kids not like Shakespeare? Because they write sins not tragedies...
11. There was once an emo kid who gave nonstop wedgies. We called him a Wedgelord.
12. What do you call an emo kid that's big on theatrics? A shoggoth
13. How do you find the emo kids table at lunch? The empty one
14. What do you call an emo kid who's in a wheelchair? An edgetable
15. What does the emo scene kid say? I just want to die.....my hair.

Comical & Quirky Emo Kid Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about emo kid you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean emoji jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make emo kid pranks.