Emo Jokes
131 emo jokes and hilarious emo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about emo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of hilarious emo jokes! From jokes about emo music and fashion to funny emo one-liners, we've got all the laughs you need. So whether you're a fan of the emo lifestyle or just looking for a good chuckle, be sure to check out our emo jokes.
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Funniest Emo Short Jokes
Short emo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The emo humour may include short emotional jokes also.
- An emo and an apple fall out of a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, the emo is stopped by the rope.
- I'm making a film about emos. I really need to stop saying "cut!" at the end of each scene.
- A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
- I heard the Toronto Maple Leafs now have the milk board as their sponsor. Now they only have to put in 2% of the effort.
- How do you get an emo out of a tree? Untie the rope...
- What's the best kind of grass for your front yard? Emo grass. Cuz it cuts itself.
- I wish my grass was emo So it could cut itself
- What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas? Tropical depressions.
- What do you call a major advancement made by an emo? Cutting edge technology.
- How do you get an emo off your balcony? You encourage them
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Emo One Liners
Which emo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with emo? I can suggest the ones about emotions and emotionally.
- What do you call an emo a capella group? Self Harmony
- I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco
- What do you call a committee of emo kids? A cutting board
- What do you call an emo vegetable? A despair-agus
- How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? You cut the rope
- Why did the emo kid leave the bar? It was happy hour.
- Have you heard about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself
- I wish I had emo hair So it would cut itself.
- What do you call a robotic emo that likes dark humor. Cutting edge technology
- I keep having flashbacks to my emo phase. I think I might have PTXD.
- What did the impatient emo do at the supermarket? Cut in line.
- I wish grass was emo... ...then it would cut itself.
- What do you call a council of Emo's? A cutting board.
- How many emos like anagrams? Some.
- What do you call a Emo kid in Hawaii? A Tropical Depression
Emo Kid Jokes
Here is a list of funny emo kid jokes and even better emo kid puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call an emo kids cartoon? Disney XD.
- An apple and an emo kid fall out of a tree which one hits the ground first? The apple, the rope caught the emo kid.
- Why do you always high five the emo kid? You can't leave them hanging...
- How do Emo kids reward themselves? Gold Scars.
I'll see myself out. - How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
- If an apple and an emo kid fall off a tree what hits the ground first? The apple bc the rope caught the emo kid
- What is the difference between an emo kid and a gallon of milk? The milk won't hang itself after you dump it.
- How do you get a group of emo kids to change a light bulb? You don't, you just let them sit and cry in the dark.
- Me and you are like an emo kid and a rope... We hung out once and then it all ended.
- How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.
Four to sit in the dark and cry about it and one to write the song.
Emo Philips Jokes
Here is a list of funny emo philips jokes and even better emo philips puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I caught a big fish! I was going to mount it, but there were people around!
Source: Emo Philips - This economy is getting so bad, I had to pose n**... for a magazine I'm never going back to *that* newsstand!
-Emo Philips - "Sometimes I miss NYC so much. .. ... I'll fill my humidifier with u**...." - Emo Philips
- Head Teacher: I'm going to have to expel you. Pupil: You'd have to eat me first, w**....
(Shout out to Emo Philips)
Emo Phase Jokes
Here is a list of funny emo phase jokes and even better emo phase puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Whenever I think back to my emo phase I get PTxD
- I look back at my emo teen phase in fear I think I have PTxD
- what's it called when you remember your emo phase and cringe? PTxD
- A New Moon is a Teenager Just going through an emo phase
- What do you call it when you look back on your emo phase and cringe? PTXD
Depressed Emo Jokes
Here is a list of funny depressed emo jokes and even better depressed emo puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a depressed gang member? An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son
- Q: How do you kill an emo?
A: You don't you let depression do the work. - What do you call a group of Emos? An Isobar (They are linked by their depression)
Entertaining Emo Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about emo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean noose jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make emo pranks.
I found a wallet on the sidewalk today. I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but then I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel?
And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.
(Emo Philips)
Why did the emo s**... an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
One day I was playing...
I was about seven years old—and I saw the cellar door open just a crack. Now my folks had always warned me: Emo, whatever you do, don't go near the cellar door. But I had to see what was on the other side if it killed me, so I went to the cellar door, pushed it open and walked through, and I saw strange, wonderful things—things I had never seen before— like ... trees, grass, flowers, the sun—that was nice!
What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?
The leaf, the rope stops the emo.
Why was the Emo girl jealous of her phone?
It died
Wish my hair was emo...
Then it would cut itself
Ugh... My hair has never been this long before, and all the salons are closed due to the pandemic. I wish I had emo hair...
...so it would cut itself.
I'm sick of emo kids walking school around with their s**... heads
Oh wait, that's the chemo kids
I wish my lawn was emo
so it would cut itself.
How to make Emo Cupcakes
What You'll need:
Cupcake Tray
An oven
Milk
Butter
Eggs
Flour
Sugar
We're
Going
Down
Swingin'
Emo girls be like- how much am I worth...
Girl scan the code on your wrist
Apparently I wasn't accepted to the local emo club.
...They said I wasn't cut out for it.
A Leaf and an Emo Person Both Fall From a Tree.
What lands first?
The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.
I wish my grass was emo....
So that it would cut itself
I bought some of that emo grass seed, it's brilliant.
The grass cuts itself.
How do emo people support themselves?
With a rope
I was walking down Fifth Avenue today and I found a wallet
I was gonna keep it rather than return it.
But I thought: "Well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel?"
And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.
PS:- This was a joke cracked by Emo Philips way back in the 80s - I really loved it and wanted to share it here
What do you call an emo making a ginger bread house?
A cookie cutter
What do you call an emo s**... club?
Suicidal Thots
Did you hear about the emo who appealed for admission into Harvard?
He didn't make the cut
What does a emo girl have in common with floor tiles?
Once you lay them, you can walk all over them.
To save on mowing, get an emo lawn,
It cuts itself.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks
I just reseeded my lawn with emo grass.
It cuts itself...
A computer once beat me at chess.
But it was no match for me at kickboxing.
-Credit to Emo Phillips
I just got my math textbook for College Trig, and it's a little emo
It's called *I Write Sines Not Trajectories*
What is an emo girlfriend's favorite toy?
A bae-blade
Did you hear about the new "emo" grass?
People love it because it cuts itself.
What's the most emo country in the world?
An emo and a leaf jump off a tree. Which one falls first?
The leaf. The rope stopped the emo
What do you call an emo italian person?
A pizza cutter
There's an emo in my Web Development class, she's doing a website about jewellery
Her first page was /Wrists
What do you call an bunch of muppets in an emo band?
Fragile Rock
What is the benefit of having emo grass?
It cuts itself
My friends and I started an emo salsa band
We call ourselves HisPanic at the Disco
When a leaf and an emo fall from a tree witch one hits the ground first
The leaf hits the ground first, emo just keeps hanging up there
What do you call 4 emo friends?
s**... Squad.
The Good Old Days
> You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
- Emo Philips
I wish my p**... hair was emo...
...so that it would cut itself.
Did you hear about the emo pizza?
It cuts itself.
The Emo Bodybuilder
The Emo bodybuilder is very dangerous, you never know what he means when he says he's cutting
Why was the Emo kicked out of the convention?
Because he was cutting in line
A few weeks ago, my emo friend told me his heart was hurting.
So, I told him to cut it out. Haven't seen him for a while.
So an emo teenager went to grocery store.
He went up to the cashier and said, pointing to his scarred arm
"Hey, can you scan this?"
The cashier then scans the arm, only to say,
"I'm sorry sir, but this item is worthless"
I have emo shoes.
They have tortured soles.
Thank god my lawn is emo...
I never have to cut it.
An emo became a perfect film editor
An emo became a perfect film editor... he made very accurate cuts
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
An emo and a fruit both fall from a tree. Who reaches the ground first?
The fruit, because the rope stopped the emo.
