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50 emma jokes and hilarious emma puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about emma that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Emma Short Jokes

Short emma jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The emma humour may include short comma jokes also.

  1. British teenager Emma Raducanu has just won $2.5m by winning the US open final Sadly she needed 2 band-aids and a bandage for a cut on her leg in the last game, so she still owes about $25k
  2. Joke my 9 year old daughter, Emma made up: What kind of list does Emma have a hard time with? List-ening!
    (She has ADHD)
  3. My wife accused me of showing favouritism towards one of our kids... It's not true; I love Emma and Not Emma equally!
  4. It makes sense why Emma Watson is in both beauty and the beast and Harry Potter Both of the main characters are harry
  5. British woman in New York pummels a teenager into submission and is congratulated by royalty But enough about Ghislaine Maxwell, let us celebrate Emma Raducanu's achievments instead.
  6. Europeans: What's a good American joke in your country? On the heels of the funny Italian joke ("Emma comes first …") what jokes do other countries tell about Americans?
  7. Trying to locate an old flame called Emma. Last I know she moved abroad 6 years ago.
    Surname: Grated
  8. Everyone always told me to chase my dreams Now Emma Watson has a restraining order against me.
  9. Why did Einstein married his cousin? Because it was all relative!
    PS: Inspired from a comment on TIL about Emma Noether!
  10. Why can't Emma Watson ever play Hermione Granger again? 'Cos once you go black, you never go back.

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Emma One Liners

Which emma one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with emma? I can suggest the ones about overhears and .

  1. Hermione's son: Mum, you're a witch! Hermione: Emma Watson?
  2. I already got a date this valentine's day. Her name is Emma, Emma Gination.
  3. Did you hear what Emma Watson's new pronouns are? (Her, My & He)
  4. What does Emma Watson put on her sandwiches? Her mionnnaise
    I'll see myself out!
  5. "Emma Stone" An Italian man telling you he's high.
  6. Why do we refer to problems as pickles? Because they're Dill-emmas!
  7. I have a girlfriend.. Her name is Emma Gin Airy.
  8. Why didn't Emma get her period? She was in a coma
  9. Why didn't Emma go to South America for the summer? She heard it was Chile!
  10. I have a girlfriend named Emma Emma Jination
  11. What if Emma Watson gained some weight?
  12. I was supposed to dial Emma, but I hate talking on the phone. It was quite the problem.
  13. What's the spell on Harry Potter's universe that makes you wet? Emma Wetson
  14. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I like Harry Potter? 9¾, kidding, I meant Emma Watson.
  15. A Red Oscar Envelope walks into a bar and asks am I Moonlighting or Emma s**...?

Emma Stone Jokes

Here is a list of funny emma stone jokes and even better emma stone puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • If you think Emma Stone is something, look up her sister Rosetta. Smoking hot, and a linguistic genius. Speaks 24 languages.
  • Thanos seem like a man who wants colorful stones But the only stone I actually want is Emma Stone
Emma joke, Thanos seem like a man who wants colorful stones

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about emma can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of emma puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Gather Around for Heartwarming Emma Jokes and Uplifting Humor

What funny jokes about emma you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make emma prank.

Joey gives Mary 1 stuffed animal and 2 flowers.

Joey gives Mary 1 stuffed animal and 2 flowers. Emma gives Mary 3 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. Sam gives Mary 2 stuffed animals and 1 flower. What does Mary have?
Cancer. Mary has cancer.

Hollywood is remaking Brokeback Mountain with Margot Robbie and Emma Watson

On the one hand, I hate that they have to remake all the classic movies with female leads as if that somehow makes them better. On the other hand, lotion.

My wife has just been diagnosed with breast cancer...

Doctor told us that mastectomy will be necessary.
Today, I went online to see if there is any alternative...
Emma, 28 years old, NY. Looks cute...

I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me when she texted me saying

I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me when she texted me saying "I'm out for dinner with my friend Emma" because Emma was lying beside me in bed

two italians

Two Italians were talking on the bus. One of them says to the other, Emma comes first, then I come, then two a**... they come together, then I come again, then two a**... come together once again, then I come again, pee twice, then I come one last'a time.
Another passenger responds with, Well I never! It's extremely rude to talk about your s**... encounters in public, however extraordinary it is. You filthy, filthy Italians!
The Italian responds with hey, what'sa matter with'a you? I was only telling my friend how to spell Mississippi.

A couples happy married life almost went on the rocks because...

... of the presence in the household of old Aunt Emma. For seventeen long years she lived with them, always crotchety, always demanding. Finally, the old girl passed away. On the way back from the cemetery, the husband confessed to his wife "Darling, if I didn't love you so much, I don't think I would have put up with having your Aunt Emma in the house all those years". His wife looked at him aghast. "\*MY\* Aunt Emma!" she cried. "I thought she was \*YOUR\* Aunt Emma!"

A woman is eavesdropping on two Italian men on the bus

"First Emma come first, the I come, then two a**... come together, then I come again,then to a**... come together again,then a-pee twice, then finally I come again"
The woman explodes "How can you be so rude, explaining your weird s**... experiences on a bus with children in it?"
The Italian man says: "relax I was just teaching my friend to spell Mississippi!"

Two Italian men are having a lively talk on a bus...

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two a**... come together. I come once-a-more. Two a**..., they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one last time."
A church lady behind them is crimson red and beside herself. "You two need Jesus! How dare you say such shameless filth? We don't talk about our s**... lives in public in this country!"
"Hey, relaxa, missa! Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

Emmanuel Macron meets Putin and tells him...

"You lack freedom in Russia. In Paris, anyone can walk in the street and shout 'Macron is an idiot!', and nobody will touch them."
Putin gives him a basilisk stare and slowly says:
"In Moscow, anyone can walk in the street and shout 'Macron is an idiot!', and nobody will touch them, either."

He saw your p**..., Emma

Emma: Lita, Harris gave me 50$ for climbing that tree, again.
Lita: You idiot. That pervert saw your p**... just like the other time.
Emma: I'd never let him do that. That's why I didn't wear any p**... this time.

Emma was not like the other girls. She didn't know why all the others were crazy about Derek. She felt more intimate with Jessie and the cheerleaders than with another guys. She was reaching a moment in her life when she had to ask herself the question.

Emma gay

Old lady in a train

So this very proper lady was traveling on a train when she heard behind her this conversation..
So.. first Emma come, then I come and then 2 a**... they come a together and then I come again and then 2 a**..., they come a together…Pee twice then I come again .
The proper lady turns around
\- How DARE you talk that way in public..I am going to have you thrown off this train !
The man talking says
\- Hey, whatsamatter you? I just tella my friend how to spella Mississippi.

Spelling practice

It is spelling lesson. The teacher asks the kids to spell different words.
-Emma, can you spell 'dog'?
-D O G
-Correct! Jake, can you spell 'cat'?
-C A T
-Correct! Now, Ahmed, can you spell 'racial discrimination'?

A couples happy married life almost went on the rocks because of the presence in the household of old Aunt Emma.

For seventeen long years she lived with them, always crotchety, always demanding.
Finally the old girl passed away.
On the way back from the cemetery, the husband confessed to his wife, "Darling, if I didn't love you so much, I don't think I would have put up with having your Aunt Emma in the house all those years."
His wife looked at him aghast... "My Aunt Emma?" she cried, "I thought she was your Aunt Emma!"

Two blonde roommates

One day julia's new roommate emma was bathing with the door open.
julia: Why are you bathing with the door open?
emma: I didn't want your s**... boyfriend peeping through the keyhole that's why!

A boy goes up to his father and asks...

- Hey dad, can i date with the neighbour's daughter, Alice?
+No, because i am her dad, the father answers.
-Okay then i will date Olivia.
+Nope, she is also my daughter.
-Charlotte?
+She too.
-Then what about Emma???
+She too.
The boy goes crying to his mother and says, "I can't date any of the girls around because my dad said he is all of their father!"
The mother turns to the boy, smirks and says "No son, you can date any of those girls, because that man in the other room is not your real father."
*not my joke, found somewhere*

A teacher asked me why my daughter's name was so weird...

She asked why I had spelled it like E.M.M.A instead of just Emma, and I said that it describes the phrase that I told people when I let them know my SO was pregnant,
"Everyone. Makes. Mistakes. Alright?"

Emma joke, Why can't Emma Watson ever play Hermione Granger again?

jokes about emma

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