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A golfer tells his buddy, Check out this Impossible-to Lose golf ball I have...
If you hit it in the water it floats and then activates a small propeller that moves it over to the edge so you can retrieve it. If you hit it in high grass it emits a smoke signal. If you hit it into a bush, it chirps. It's literally impossible to lose!
His buddy says Wow! That's awesome. How much does it cost?
The golfer says I don't know. I just found it on the course.
A gypsy sold me a bulb that is said to cheer me and my flatmates up
I have to say, it just emits delight
How many Lojban-speakers does it take to change a broken light bulb?
Two: one to change the bulb, and one to wonder what kind of bulb emits broken light!
Another yo momma joke
Yo momma so fat she emits more gravity waves than colliding black holes
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