emit Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious emit puns

An older lady visits a doctor to seek help with her frequent gas issues.

**Lady:** Doctor, you've got to help me. Lately I've had uncontrollable gas. Fortunately all my toots are silent and emit no odor. As a matter of fact, in the few minutes you've been in here I've probably tooted 10 times and you can't even tell.

**Doctor:** I see. I have a couple of ideas. Let's try this prescription first. I want you to come back in a week and we'll see if it's working.

*The doctor scribbles something on his prescription pad and hands it to the old lady, who then gets the prescription filled. A week later she returns for the follow-up visit.*

**Lady:** Doctor, I have no idea what you gave me. I'm still tooting as much as before, but now they stink to high heavens!

**Doctor:** Wonderful. Now that we have your sinuses cleared up let's see what we can do for your hearing.


Scientists finally found out how to turn back time...

It's emit.


Breaking News: Scientists turn back time

end up with the word "emit"


After countless scientific trials and errors, I have successfully turned back time.

It's emit.


What emits a monochromatic beam of salty snack food?

Frito Layser.


What are the most funny Emit jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Emit? Well, here are the best Emit dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Emit pick up lines to share with friends.


Joko Jokes