emit Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious emit puns

An older lady visits a doctor to seek help with her frequent gas issues.

**Lady:** Doctor, you've got to help me. Lately I've had uncontrollable gas. Fortunately all my toots are silent and emit no odor. As a matter of fact, in the few minutes you've been in here I've probably tooted 10 times and you can't even tell.

**Doctor:** I see. I have a couple of ideas. Let's try this prescription first. I want you to come back in a week and we'll see if it's working.

*The doctor scribbles something on his prescription pad and hands it to the old lady, who then gets the prescription filled. A week later she returns for the follow-up visit.*

**Lady:** Doctor, I have no idea what you gave me. I'm still tooting as much as before, but now they stink to high heavens!

**Doctor:** Wonderful. Now that we have your sinuses cleared up let's see what we can do for your hearing.

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Scientists finally found out how to turn back time...

It's emit.

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Breaking News: Scientists turn back time

end up with the word "emit"

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After countless scientific trials and errors, I have successfully turned back time.

It's emit.

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What emits a monochromatic beam of salty snack food?

Frito Layser.

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