Emissions Jokes
9 emissions jokes and hilarious emissions puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about emissions that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Fun-Filled Emissions Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
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A old Jewish man goes to the doctors...
He says "Doctor I've got a huge problem."
The doctor says "What is it?"
He says "I keep getting these silent, smelly, gassy emissions I was with my wife and the Grossmans yesterday and it happened about 100 times during dinner and created a nauseous gas but it was silent so no one new who it was and then again on the bus this morning and even in your office now I must have had 20 of them, Do you have anyway to fix this problem doc?"
The doctor looks up and says "Well first off I'm going to send you to specialist."
The man interrupts him "What kind of specialist doc?"
"A hearing specialist!"
Reducing air pollution isn't an easy task, it's emission.
What do volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?
They both lie about their emissions.
In continuing attempts to reduce the worlds CO2 emissions, top scientists have found a way to make cars run on Parsley...
A spokesperson for the group has stated that they are now doubling their efforts to make trains run on Thyme.
What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?
Dreamcatchers
My s**... life is like a Tesla...
Zero emissions.
I've been testing car emissions all day ...
I'm exhausted
I try to keep up with large vehicle emission standards
But idling busses are exhausting.
Tom cruise is going to star in a romantic movie about trying to stay a**... long enough to get his wife pregnant.
It's called 'emission impossible'
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