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Heartwarming Emirates Jokes that Make You Laugh

What is a good emirates joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Match the middle eastern country to its sworn enemy...

- Bahrain
- Lebanon
- Qatar
- United Arab Emirates
- Egypt
- Syria
- Jordan
- Iran
- Iraq
- Saudi Arabia
- Algeria
- Morocco
- Yemen
- Oman
- Kuwait
1. Israel

How do you sing the national anthem of the United Arab Emirates?

I'm Blue, Abu Dhabi, Dubai
Abu Dhabi and Dubai
Abu Dhabi, Dubai...

What do you call five arsenal fans at the Emirates Stadium?

A holiday trip

Apparently the majority of The United Arab Emirates don't allow The Flintstones to be shown...

However Abu Dhabi do.

I went out and bought FIFA the other day.

It's great being the Emir of qatar.


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