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A joke I heard some time ago
A texan man is driving over the Mexican border with his family. The border guard looks out his booth and notices the jam-packed pickup truck with trailer.
Raising an eyebrow he asks the man: "Planning a longer stay, sir?"
"We're emigrating." the man replies.
Visibly surprised the guard asks: "Why's that?"
The man responds: "Thirty years ago homosexuality was despised. Twenty years ago it became tolerated. Ten ago it was widely accepted. This year it became equal. We're leaving before it becomes mandatory."
What's the main cause of emigration in Ethiopia?
The wind
An old rabbi wants to leave the Soviet Union
So he goes to the emigration office. The clerk asks him why he wants to go.
Rabbi: There are two reasons. The first is that I'm afraid the Soviet Union will collapse someday. The people will then seek to blame someone for the crimes of Communism, and us Jews will become scapegoats once more.
Clerk: But this is nonsense, comrade. The Soviet Union can never fall.
Rabbi: Yeah, that would be the second reason.
A man trying to emigrate to Scandinavia found the process too daunting to complete.
He was never Finnished.
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I'm:
A - Lert
B - l**...
C - invisible muggers OUT side
should one dial 999 or have a 99 - with 1 FLAKE - in charge : ALERT : 2 flakes of snow IN Northernmost Scotland - me brother emigrated there from 1,OOO year harried Manchester WHO will secede to FREE Scotland hamstrung by OIL
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