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Emergency Hotline Jokes

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Emergency Hotline Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good emergency hotline joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A man is set to go hunting, he's supposed to meet his buddy who is already there...

When he gets there he sees that his friends truck door is open and he's laying on the ground right next to the door. As you slowly approaches he notices he's not breathing so in panic stricken state he calls 911...
Operater: "911 hotline, please state your emergency."
Hunter: "My friend, he's laying on the ground! He's dead!"
Operater: "Calm down sir, first we have to make sure your friend is dead"
(Few moments of silence then 2 loud distinct gun shots)
Hunter: "Okay, now what!?"

A young man at his wit's end called the s**... Hotline for help. Unfortunately he was greeted by an automated voice message after waiting for several rings.

"Hello," spoke an artificial sounding voice on the other line "we regret to inform you that the s**... Hotline is no longer in service. If you do require assistance with your s**... please use the emergency number 911 and an officer will be out to assist you shortly."


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