Emergency Alert Jokes
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Kim Jong Un: I have a big button on my desk Donald Trump: I have a big button on my desk
Hawaii Emergency Alert Guy: Hold my beer
Emergency broadcast alert.
Just happened this morning while taking my wife to work. The emergency broadcast alert came over the radio.
Wife: It's probably just a test.
Me: Unless Trump pressed the big red button.
Our 9 year old: Oh come on now Trump is new to the White House, he doesn't know how everything works yet.
Such innocence and wisdom in one statement.
I got an emergency alert about an incoming missile on my phone today.
When I got it I went intercontinentally ballistic.
Almost every phone in the US got an emergency presidential alert today....
Unfortunately it was two years too late
Presidential Alert
THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.
Just got a Presidential Emergency Alert on my phone and I immediately thought...
My God what did he do now?!
I have the Emergency Alert Warning sound set as the ringtone for when my wife calls.
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