Emerged Jokes
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Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train.
A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they'd never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel.
When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his friend and said, "I wouldn't eat that if I were you."
"Why not?" "I took one bite and went blind for half a minute !!"
Train
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from Dayton, Ohio to Washington, DC. A vendor came down the corridor selling Pop Rocks, something neither had ever seen before. Cassie bought each one a bag. The first one eagerly tore open the bag and popped one into his mouth just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his brother and said: "I wouldn't eat that if I were you. " "Why not? " replied the curious brother "I took one bite and went blind for half a minute. "
I Have Your Aspirin
A husband emerged from the bathroom n**... and was climbing into bed when his wife once again complained, "I have a headache."
"Don't worry," her husband said. I was just powdering myself with aspirin. You can take it o**... or as a suppository.
What emerged from the Olympic pools and wreaked havoc in Rio?
The Lochte-Mess Monster of coarse.
"You left a floater in there you idiot", he screamed at me as he emerged from the toilet.
My first day as an astronaut was not going as planned.
I was at a dog fight recently. The combatants were a 200lb Rottweiler and a 2lb Chihuahua. The Chihuahua emerged victorious...
The Rottweiler choked on him.
Half an year ago, a middle-aged man, walking home after a long and stressful day of work, found an old, crusty lamp in an abandoned alley.
"What harm could it do," he said out loud, and gave it a rub.
A genie emerged, exclaiming, All behold, I, the most powerful genie!! My might is unparalleled, my power is incomprehensible, and I shall grant you 3 wishes for freeing me from my prison...
"I am a simple man with a simple life, genie. All I wish for is to spend more time with my wife and children, have a shorter commute than I have now, and a case of Corona."
Once, there was an alien who emerged from someone's chest.
It was an emergency.
One day some fisherman caught tons of fish called tench...
One day some fisherman caught tons of fish called tench. The fisherman couldn't eat them all so they gave them to the Mayor of the town. The Mayor wasn't sure what to do with them, so he had an idea; he would have a fish-eating competition.
After several rounds, two finalists emerged: Mr. Hicks from a small town named Fife and a man from Sweden named Sven.
So they had the final. The Mayor fired the starting p**... and they started eating the tench. No sooner had Mr. Hicks bitten the fish that one of his teeth fell out. He couldn't eat because of this so he stopped, but the Mayor refused to stop the competition. Sven kept on eating and ended up eating a total of nine tench fish.
The next day the headlines read: ONE TOOTH FREE FOR FIFE HICKS, SVEN ATE NINE TENCH!
Rose asked her father how she got her name...
"Rose, you were named after the first thing that touched your head after you were born." The father replied. Next, his other daughter, Daisy, asked her father the same question. "How did I get my name, daddy?" The father replied, "Daisy, you were named after the first thing that touched your head after you were born."
Then from the other room, a muffled groan emerged: "gruuuuuuuuuuuuulmmm!" To which the father replied, "keep it down in there, brick!"
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