Emcee Jokes
6 emcee jokes and hilarious emcee puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about emcee that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your next event a hit with these funny emcee jokes. Whether you need jokes for an awards ceremony, a graduation, a wedding, or just for fun, you will find a collection of jokes that are sure to please your audience. Discover how to open your emcee gig with the right jokes and make your spectators laugh. Also learn how to give out awards and prizes so contestants will come back next time.
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Cheerful Fun Emcee Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What is a good emcee joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?
Because why emcee, eh?
Going to be Emceeing my sister's sweet 16 birthday tonight. Do you guys know any good jokes?
Just some clean jokes because there will be family there also and about 150 people in total and I cant find any amazing ones online.
Thanks
Contest Emcee: Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of Ramen Noodles!
Me: Can I just take the $20 instead?
Do you guys have any clean ish Super Hero jokes?
I'm going to be an Emcee at a superhero themed event and some jokes would be great. The s**... assault superman one just won't fly. Many people there aren't really into super heros but some (very few) are.
My favorite so far is...
If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up....they would be alloys.
Who hosts the tool awards?
Emcee Hammer
A man enters a variety show
With his miniature companion, a small foot tall man and a miniature piano, not more than 20 inches across.
The mini man sits at his mini stool and plays the piano perfectly-- a classic Motzart concerto.
He wins the $5,000 top prize and the emcee asks, "So how did you come across a miniature man that plays the piano so well!?"
"Well, I found an old oil lamp and freed a Genie inside, so he granted me one wish-- unfortunately he was hard of hearing."
"How's that?" The emcee asked.
"You Think I wished for a 12 inch PIANIST?!"
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