Embroidery Jokes
3 embroidery jokes and hilarious embroidery puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about embroidery that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Embroidery Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good embroidery joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Sadly that shop didn't have any small shiny discs either.
Sorry , said the cashier, we don't have any in stock.
A lady went into an embroidery shop to buy some fancy beads for her dress.
So she tried another shop down the road.
Like this joke, the shops were all out of sequins.
Embroidery
A young woman went into Victoria's Secret and asked if she might have the sentence, "If you can read this, you're too close!" embroidered on her p**... and bra. "Yes, madam," said the clerk, "I'm quite certain that could be done. What kind of lettering would you like it done in?"
"Braille," she replied.
So I told my friend a joke about embroidery the other day...
and the punchline had him in stitches!
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