Emblem Jokes
5 emblem jokes and hilarious emblem puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about emblem that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Emblem Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good emblem joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
If Emblem were a bad employee...
Would you Fire Emblem?
A man in a Mercedes-Benz picks a hitchiker up.
After a while, the hitchiker points at the Mercedes emblem and asks "What is that?"
The driver says "It's an optical sight. Every time I put someone in the crosshairs, I run them over. Here, look at this pedestrian". The driver pointed his car at the pedestrian, but turned away in the last moment. However, at the same time, the hitchiker opened and closed the door.
After that, the hitchhiker said "Your sight s**.... We wouldn't have hit him if I hadn't opened the door."
Two homeless are on the street in front of the Vatican...
One has a big cross and the other a star of David. The pope sees them and stops his whole entourage to go speak to them. He says to the beggar under the star of David, "my son this is a Catholic country. You're never going to get any charity with this Jewish emblem above you, especially as the fellow right next to you has a cross above him. In fact, I'll bet some people would give to him purely to spite you."
The one beggar turns to the other and says, "hey Moshe, look who's trying to teach the Goldberg brothers about marketing!"
Why is the rooster France's national emblem?
It's the only bird that still sings when it's standing on a s**... pile.
Happy Bastille Day!
I was on a first date recently and the girl told me she really liked the national emblem of China
I thought, well that's a red flag.
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