Embedded Jokes
7 embedded jokes and hilarious embedded puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about embedded that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article will discuss the importance of integrating embedded jokes into embedded systems, how to avoid the potential pitfall of Invaders, and precautionary steps to take when doing so. Learn more about the benefits of incorporating humor into these complex systems.
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What is a good embedded joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
It's the year 2070. Instead of putting funny one-liners in christmas cracker, they put them in timecapsules embedded in space-rocks and send them to other planets.
The real joke is in the comets
What do novice piano players have in common with embedded systems programmers?
They both write in C.
A Gem Joke that Rocks
Diamond: Hey, Ruby, did you hear that I'm getting embedded into a statue next Tuesday?
Ruby: But we were going fishing on Tuesday! You sure you can't change the date?
Diamond: Sorry Ruby, it's set in stone.
I hate Windows Embedded systems so much...
They make me WinCE
Racism is deeply embedded in our culture
My mom always told me to separate w**... and colored before doing laundry
I wish I was in bed like these images
Because they are embedded
(Wah wah)
A man is on a photo safari in Africa.
He finds an elephant in distress, lying in the bushes. Upon inspection, he finds that the elephant has a large, sharp rock embedded in the bottom of its foot. He carefully pulls the rock free, and the elephant gets up and saunters away.
Almost a decade later he is back in his home town when a circus is visiting and they put on a parade. The man is watching all of the animals go past, when he notices, and makes eye contact with a large African elephant. The elephant immediately turns toward the man, picks him up in its trunk, slams him on the pavement and then stomps the life out of him.
Different elephant.
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