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- Why are there no coups in the US? It is the only country without a US embassy.
(heard from a Brazilian friend) - If you're leaving the U.S. Embassy in Santiago, make sure to put on a jacket... It's Chile outside.
- Europe is in turmoil, but at least I've got some steady income despite the migrant crisis I own a florist around the corner from the French embassy
- Why the coup in USA failed SO much ? Because there was no American embassy to coordinate it.
- I applied for a job at the Chinese Embassy Decided not to accept their generous offer because of all the red flags
- BREAKING NEWS: Iran announced they will be moving their Embassy to Jerusalem All their documents, files, blueprints, CD's, videos are already there.
- A Saudi man wanted to divorce his wife... She had one condition The papers to be submitted at the Embassy in Istanbul
- Why were the alien journalists mad at the Saudi embassy? They came in peace but left in pieces.
- Saudi Arabia heard that Trump was going to pardon a turkey But they'd still like to have a word with it at their embassy.
- If you get a Facebook Friend request from the Saudi Embassy, Do not accept it! You will get hacked.
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- The Swiss embassy has had it's flag stolen. Ambassadors are nonplussed.
- Why did the tree go to the Ecuadorian embassy? He wanted to find a xylem.
- What do you call a potato that was kicked out of the embassy? Potato non gratin
- The problem with Saudi embassies Is once you've lost one citizen you've lost Jamal.
- Stopped by the American embassy... ...and picked up a McDouble.
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So, an Indian went to the US embassy
to get a visa for a visit to his friend placed there. When asked where he was going, he replied,"San Jose"...!
The immigration officer corrected that San Jose is pronounced ''San Hose'' ...J is pronounced as ''H''
'' So how long is your stay in San Jose?''
"7 months; from Hanuary to Huly."
I decided to travel to the US.
At the Embassy for the visa interview...
Officer : Where to in the US?
Me : San Jose
Officer : It's pronounced as San Hosay. J is pronounced as H in the US.
Me : Oh, okay!
Officer : So how long do you plan to be in the US?
Me : From Hanuary to Hune or Huly.
Visa Rejected.
A mummy was found in Egypt.
The archaeologists could not determine its origin. Then a Soviet adviser offered his help. The mummy was delivered to the Soviet embassy. In two hours the Soviet adviser appeared and said, "His name was Amenkhotep 23 rd."
"How did you find out?"
"He confessed," the advisor said.
After years of searching for his missing journalist father, a man gets a call from the U.S. Embassy...
I regret to inform you that we've located your father's remains. They were found buried in a sack somewhere in Iraq.
Oh no! Baghdad?
Try to remember how he lived, not how he died.
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In Australia Russians have been working 13 years to finish building the Russian Embassy.
I guess they're not Russian and they're taking their time.
Pop quiz: How many time zones does Russia have?
24. (They have an embassy in every time zone.)
What did Khashoggi say when he entered the Saudi Embassy?
Can I have the WiFi password please?
Plans to move the Russian Embassy from its current location have had to be postponed.
Because Donald Trump won't pull his head out of the new place.
The freakin' weather
Back during the days of the former Soviet Union, a fellow by the name of Gerald Chattington had a friend in the Soviet Embassy by the name of Rudolph Nosov, who would drop by occasionally.
One evening, Gerald and his wife, Peg, were sitting in the kitchen chatting when Gerald looked out the window and said, "Look, it's snowing."
Rudolph looked out and said very quickly, "No, I think it is just rain."
"I'm sure it is snow," insisted Gerald.
"And I am just as sure that it is rain," said Rudolph.
At this point Gerald turned to Peg to settle the argument. Peg looked out the window for a moment, then said, "What can I say? Rudolph, the Red, knows rain, dear."
