Embarassed Jokes
15 embarassed jokes and hilarious embarassed puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about embarassed that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Embarassed Short Jokes
Short embarassed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The embarassed humour may include short embarrassment jokes also.
- My mom embarassed me me today when one of my black friends came over..she just kept saying "Is he a drug dealer? He looks like a drug dealer" I said "No mom that's racist...and put your money away"
- When the magician failed at his trick, he could feel everyone's eyes on him. He never felt so embarassed. He just wanted to disappear.
- I bought a see-through dress, and my husband must be embarassed... everytime I wear it, he doesn't look me in the eye.
- A Prince buys his son a golden Mercedes for college in New York city. "But dad, I'm embarassed 'cause everyone here uses the subway."
"Well why don't you buy one for yourself son?" - It was really embarassing as I got an e**... during my prostata examination... ...and it was even more embarassing when the patient found out that I'm not a doctor.
- Definition of embarassment The definition of embarassment is when you walk into a wall with a full e**... and hit your nose first
- In primary everyone in the school saw my e**..., it was so embarassing So I pulled my pants up and drove home.
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Embarassed One Liners
Which embarassed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with embarassed? I can suggest the ones about moans and sheepishly.
- José was embarassed of his weight. No weigh José
Cheeky Embarassed Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about embarassed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean aback jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make embarassed pranks.
a guy picking up his kids at school sees another kid and says loudly "god, what an ugly kid!"
The person standing next to him says "he's my son..."
The guy, pretty embarassed, replies "oh man, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were his father"
"I'm his mom..."
New Prostate Exam Joke
A man goes to the doctor for his first prostate exam. While the Doctor is performing the exam, he says to the patient, " Don't be embarassed, its common for men to get an e**... during this part of the exam".
The patient answers "I don't have an e**..."
The Doctor replies "I know, I do"
Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume?
Me: Oh, that's when I went to Yale. Bit embarrassed about that.
Interviewer: d**..., embarassed about Yale? You're definitely hired!
Me: Thanks! I REALLY needed this yob.
Little Timmy walks in on his parents having s**...
He sees his mom bouncing up and down on his dad. "Mommy, what are you and daddy doing?" The parents, obvioulsy very embarassed, are trying hard to make up a harmless explanation. "Uhm... I'm a... I'm sitting on daddys tummy to make all the air go out of it... because he's a bit fat..." stutters his mother.
"There's no use in that, mom. The maid always blows the air back in when you're not there"
[Classic Old Joke] The son of an Arab oil tycoon joined a university in Berlin, after a month he sent an email to his dad.
'Dear Dad,
Germany is fine and the college is great. But I feel embarrassed to drive my gold plated Lamborghini to college when most of the students and even professors arrive by train'
Few hours later, he gets an email from his dad.
'Dear son ,
I just transferred $200 million to your bank account. Stop embarassing our family and buy a train for yourself'.
Which E.D. is worst, Erectile Dysfunction or Explosive Diarrhea?
The man blushed and answered in almost a whisper: erectile dysfunction..
The embarassed woman also said: erectile dysfunction.
The butch lesbian hesitantly replied: erectile dysfunction.
The gay guy without hesitation answered: depends if you're top or bottom.
A crook walks into a bait and tackle store and sees the cashier is blind.
She asks him for a 50 dollar fishing rod, and he walks over and shows it to her. Then she thanks him and sticks a 100 dollar rod into her cart.
But the blind man isn't s**..., and when she rings it up, he feels the rod and he says "that will be 100 dollars for the fishing rod."
the woman is so embarassed at being caught stealing she rips a loud one.
"and that will be $5.89 for the duck call and $3.29 for the musk scent"
Pirate Walks into a bar...
Bartender says - "Hey Pirate..." The Pirate walks over to the barkeep, and gives him a nod. The bartender says, "I don't mean to embarass you, but I noticed you've got a steering wheel attached to your c**...." The pirate looks down and says "ArrrH I know, and it be drivin me nuts!"
