Embarass Jokes
5 embarass jokes and hilarious embarass puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about embarass that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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a guy picking up his kids at school sees another kid and says loudly "god, what an ugly kid!"
The person standing next to him says "he's my son..."
The guy, pretty embarassed, replies "oh man, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were his father"
"I'm his mom..."
My mom embarassed me me today when one of my black friends came over..she just kept saying "Is he a drug dealer? He looks like a drug dealer"
I said "No mom that's racist...and put your money away"
New Prostate Exam Joke
A man goes to the doctor for his first prostate exam. While the Doctor is performing the exam, he says to the patient, " Don't be embarassed, its common for men to get an e**... during this part of the exam".
The patient answers "I don't have an e**..."
The Doctor replies "I know, I do"
Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume?
Me: Oh, that's when I went to Yale. Bit embarrassed about that.
Interviewer: d**..., embarassed about Yale? You're definitely hired!
Me: Thanks! I REALLY needed this yob.
Little Timmy walks in on his parents having s**...
He sees his mom bouncing up and down on his dad. "Mommy, what are you and daddy doing?" The parents, obvioulsy very embarassed, are trying hard to make up a harmless explanation. "Uhm... I'm a... I'm sitting on daddys tummy to make all the air go out of it... because he's a bit fat..." stutters his mother.
"There's no use in that, mom. The maid always blows the air back in when you're not there"
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