Email Jokes

• Short Email Jokes
• Email One Liners
• Email Attachment Jokes
• Email Address Jokes
• Work Email Jokes
• Email Server Jokes
• Phishing Email Jokes
• More Email Jokes

Funniest Email Short Jokes

Short email jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The email humour may include short inbox jokes also.

1. My girlfriend just emailed me "thespacebuttonisbrokenonmylaptop.canyougivemeanalternative"
   Does anyone know what "ternative" mean?
2. We should use Hillary Clinton's emails to build a wall Because a lot of people can't seem to get over it.
3. All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh... But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
4. A young lady from my office just sent me an email saying "ithinktherearesomeproblemswithmykeyboardcanyoupleasegivemeanalternative"
   Oh boy am I excited, but what does "ternative" mean?
5. A Zen student asked his master, "Is it OK to use email?" "Yes," replied the master, "But no attachments."
6. Just got an email from Google detailing how they have devised a way to read maps backwards... Turns out to be spam
7. Today it became clear to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on the keyboard. This is why I'll never be ending an email with 'Regards' ever again.
8. I received an email from Google It said, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards " I thought, "That's just spam."
9. Give a Nigerian a fish he'll eat for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince and start e-mailing people.
10. PSA: IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL SAYING, "You've won two free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert!" DO NOT OPEN IT. It contains two tickets to a justin bieber concert.

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Email One Liners

Which email one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with email? I can suggest the ones about contact and message.

1. Maybe if we all emailed the Constitution to each other… …the NSA will finally read it.
2. They should build the wall with Hillary's emails Because nobody can get over them.
3. Why didn't Leia email Obi-Wan the Death-Star plan? The Jedi Code forbids attachments.
4. What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
5. I asked my magic 8-ball which email client to use. It told me... Outlook not so good.
6. What does Forrest gump have his email password set as? 1Forrest1
7. It is so quiet in the Clinton HQ right now. So quiet you can hear an email being deleted
8. Clinton's blue firewall... About as secure as her private email server.
9. My email password has been hacked again That's the third time I've had to rename my cat
10. Hey, Magic 8-Ball. Why can't I check my work email? "Outlook not so good."
11. How does Dalai Lama send emails? With no attachments.
12. Why can't you email photos to a Jedi? Because attachments are forbidden
13. Email inventor dies aged 74 I sent my re:re:re:re:re:gards
14. To the guy who hacked into my email You've given me a new Outlook
15. How do Buddhist monks send emails? They remove all attachments.

Email Attachment Jokes

Here is a list of funny email attachment jokes and even better email attachment puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Nowadays with internet in some prisons.. ..How do they prevent the emails from having attached files?
• I asked a monk if they were allowed to send emails He said yes as long as there are no attachments
• Fun fact: It is confirmed that monks are allowed to use email. Just as long as there are no attachments.
• My wife emailed me our wedding photos but I couldn't open any of the files. I have serious trouble with emotional attachments.
• A disciple asked, Master, is it okay for a monk to use emails? Yes, son, the guru quipped, as long as there are no attachments.
• Why couldn't Anakin Skywalker upload his pics to email them to Padme? Because attachments are forbidden.
• I got a Buddhist email today There was no attachment.
• Why do many Buddhists don't like to use email? Because they don't like attachments.
• You are allowed to send e-mails to people in prison As long as you don't attach a file
• Be careful about emails from weird addresses with long links or strange files attached They could be from your parents

Email Address Jokes

Here is a list of funny email address jokes and even better email address puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I should never have given my real email address to Rolex. Now I'm forever placed on some kind of watch list.
• Can you recommend me a GDPR expert? –Yes!–Can I have their email address?–No
• Just got yet another email from the patron saint of copying people in I should never have given my email address to St Francis of a CC
• Is your business interested in reaching a larger and wider audience? Pm me for my ex wife's email address
• Just got asked if I knew a good GDPR consultant Me: Yes I do, he's a good friend.
  Them: Can I have their email address?
  Me: No
• What's John Cena's email address? youcantspamme@wwe.com
• What is the pope's email address? urbi@orbi.va

Work Email Jokes

Here is a list of funny work email jokes and even better work email puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Knock, Knock. Warning. Warning.
  If you receive a knock knock email. Do not open it.
  It will be Jehovah Witnesses working from home.
• I'm tired of explaining to my spiritual Guru how E-mails work. He can't just understand what attachments are!
• A work colleague asked me how my emails are always so eloquently written. I have a secret weapon — a tiny insect that proofreads my work. It's a spelling bee.
• If you get an e-mail that says knock knock don't open it! It's jehova's witness working from home
• The email server is unable to verify your server connection.
  Your message has not been delivered.
  Please restart your computer and try sending again.
• Thank you for your email.
  Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
• I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation.
  Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
• I always think of the best jokes while p**... What is it called when suddenly all email clients in the world stop working?
  The post-apocalypse.

Email Server Jokes

Here is a list of funny email server jokes and even better email server puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did Hillary Clinton say when they took down her private email server? R.I.P. My Inbox
• So it turns out Mike Pence used a private email server. When questioned he denied, saying he doesn't even use email. Alternative Fax
• A man walks into a cold email server, He remarks "It's pretty drafty in here."
• What is Israel's favorite email server? Netan-yahoo
• Do you know what's more secure than clinton's email servers? What the nintendo switch is.
• It turns out all the hubbub about Hillary getting rid of her email server was all just a big misunderstand... It was a female server that kept going down on Bill that was the problem.

Phishing Email Jokes

Here is a list of funny phishing email jokes and even better phishing email puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Nigerian Fishing Give a Nigerian a fish and he'll eat for the day.
  Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll immediately turn into a prince and start emailing people.
• Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day Teach a man to phish and he will start emailing people telling them he's a Nigerian Prince
• My first thought when I saw the phishing e-mail was "I never opened a Wells Fargo checking account." My second thought was, "That doesn't mean I don't have one."
• Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day . . . Teach a man to phish and he'll create a constitutional crisis using hacked emails and kompromat.
• A man walks into a building used by a ring of email scammers He says good morning! It's a good day for phishing ain't it?

Playful Email Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about email you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean postal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make email pranks.