The Best 23 Emailed Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Emailed jokes. There are some emailed nudes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these emailed typed puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Emailed Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend just emailed me

"thespacebuttonisbrokenonmylaptop.canyougivemeanalternative"

Does anyone know what "ternative" mean?

Maybe if we all emailed the Constitution to each other…

…the NSA will finally read it.

Kim Jong Un decided to send Donald Trump a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still alive.

Trump opened the letter which appeared to contain a single-line coded message:

370HSSV - 0773H

Trump was baffled, so he emailed it to the his aides, who had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI

No one could solve it at FBI, so it went to the CIA. With no clue as to its meaning, FBI finally asked MSS (Ministry of State Security in China for help.

Within a few seconds MSS cabled back with this reply:

"Tell The President he's holding the message upside down."

Emailed joke, Kim Jong Un decided to send Donald Trump a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was stil

My wife just emailed me asking if we had any moving boxes

I told her no... All of our boxes are still. That's why we purchased them from a stationary store.

My Grandma E-Mailed me this one

When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.
When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.
When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems.
When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.

Apparently, ice is really bad for you. Warn all your friends.


My wife emailed me our wedding photos but I couldn't open any of the files.

I have serious trouble with emotional attachments.

I emailed Hillary that to secure a win, she had to pick Bernie as VP.

I guess she deleted it.

Emailed joke, I emailed Hillary that to secure a win, she had to pick Bernie as VP.

A Nigerian businessman emailed me to invest in his mining business

A doctor accidentally emailed the results of all his vasectomy patients to everyone on the internet.

They were publicly desemenated.

My girlfriend just emailed me a photo of us on our first date together. It's a very treasured memory for me. Problem is, the file wont open on my computer.

I guess I have emotional attachment issues.

I emailed Netflix and asked if they had Batman Forever

they said, "No, just till the end of June".

You can explore emailed pic reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean emailed texted dad jokes. There are also emailed puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


My Chinese friend from Wuhan emailed us a joke about how Covid-19 began, but nobody understood.

I guess you had to be there to get it.

Maybe if we all emailed the constitution to each other...

The Spanish Inquisition.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I just emailed in my application form for a dominatrix club..." he tells the bartender.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I just emailed in my application form for a dominatrix club..." he tells the bartender. "What happened?" the bartender asks. "I got an instant reply thanking me for my submission."

Clinton to Trump: Release your tax returns! I have never seen them.

Trump: …but I emailed them to you. Of course you've never seen them.

4 kids are at a party on sunday night

They wake up on Monday morning, and knowing they wouldn't be back in time to take a test, they emailed the professor and told him that they had a flat tire. The professor responded ok, you can take the test tomorrow

The next day the kids are at school. The professor says you all have to take the test in separate rooms

Fair the kids responded.

The first question was worth 5 points and said what is 5+5 .

Easy enough said one of the kids in their test room.

The second question was worth 95 points. It said which tire was flat

Emailed joke, 4 kids are at a party on sunday night

I got an email from my girlfriend. It said, "Can you send me a photograph of my best body part?"

So I emailed her back.

My computer notified me that my wife emailed me a picture of our newborn son since I was gone for a business trip

"You've got male!"

I am still at a loss over Hillary Clinton's defeat and I emailed my consolations to her, ​but never got a response

Do I need to call FBI to look into it​​


I can't look my former prostitute partner in the face since someone e-mailed me pics of her in the old days.

Never look giffed whores in the mouth.

My ex girlfriend was visiting town, and she asked whether I could show her a good time.

So I emailed her a bunch of pictures of me before we met.

My girlfriend wanted me to show her a good time.

So I emailed her all the pictures of me before we met.

My friend just e-mailed me a copy of Louis C.K.'s new special

First: unzip

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the emailed shemail jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working emailed unauthorized piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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