Elvis Presley Jokes
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Funniest Elvis Presley Short Jokes
Short elvis presley jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The elvis presley humour may include short elvis impersonators jokes also.
- If elvis Presley was alive today, what do you think he'd be doing right now? Scratching at the coffin lid, screaming Let me out!
- My wife just left me, screaming, "ALL YOU EVER DO IS QUOTE ELVIS PRESLEY LYRICS TO ME!" I'm all shook up…
- I have an idea for a chain of Elvis Presley steak houses. It will be for people who love meat tender.
- Watch out for a scam phone call. The caller says, You have won $1.000.000 dollars
or Tickets to an Elvis Presley tribute Concert.
Just press 1 for the money or 2 for the show. - Elvis Presley's biggest number 1 was "It's Now Or Never." His biggest number 2 killed him.
- To celebrate the launch of the new website we are offering one lucky winner $50 in cash or a meal for 2 at an Elvis Presley tribute. Just comment '1' for the money or '2' for the show.
- What was the chicken eating pirate's favorite Elvis Presley song? Yargh! "Love Me Tender," matey!
- I asked the hairdresser to cut my hair like Elvis Presley. He said, "Uhuh, I can do that...thank you very much."
- Elvis Presley was eaten by a fish one day and his friends were asking where he was. He said, "I'm caught in a trout."
- Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Elvis Presley One Liners
Which elvis presley one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with elvis presley? I can suggest the ones about elton john and eric clapton.
- What was Elvis Presley's last greatest hit? The bathroom floor.
- What do you call a middle eastern Elvis Presley impersonator? Amal Shookup
- What do you call an Elvis Presley lookalike that's 5'4"? Elvish Presley
- Elvis Presley would never call me his friend... because I've never caught a rabbit.
- What do you call it when Elvis does magic? Presley-digitation!
- Why Elvis Presley does not eat pistachio ice cream? Because he is dead.
- What did Elvis Presley say to his accountant? Don't be accrual.
- What wasn't Elvis Presley's last hit? h**...
- What does Elvis Presley do after s**...? He buys a new Cadillac for her sixteenth birthday
Charming Humor Elvis Presley Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about elvis presley you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean johnny cash jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make elvis presley pranks.
I got a phone call from my son's school today
Hello, is that Mr Jenkins?
Yes, how can I help you?
Hi, This is little Billy's music teacher calling
Oh, hi
Yeah, hi. I just wanted to let you know it looks like you have a little Elvis Presley on your hands!
Really? Wow! That's..
Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet
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An Elvis Presley fan decides to get his likeness tattooed on each of her thighs.
However, she was not entirely pleased with the end result. One night, during a particularly successful tinder date, she decided to get a second opinion. Flipping on the lights and lifting her frock she asked her date "Does this look like Elvis to you?" After a moment of careful study, her date replied "I don't know about Elvis, but the one in the middle looks like w**... Nelson."
Elvis was driving down the highway when he got into an accident.
The paramedics found him and realised he was in shock and so they told him, "Mr. Presley, we need you to step out of the vehicle, you're all shook up."
"Uhuh huh"
STILL THE KING
I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
Elvis Presley, Tupac Shakur, and Kim Kong Un go into a bar. Elvis order a Peach Brandy, Tupac ordered a Hennessy.
They just placed Kim Jong Un sitting up against a wall because he's really dead.
