The Best 43 Elves Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Elves jokes. There are some elves orc jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these elves sleigh puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Elves Jokes and Puns

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?


How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

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40 injured in local psychiatric hospital fire. Among them 17 men,

6 batmen, 4 dragons, 9 elves, 3 energy beings and 1 pokemon.

Have you ever heard the story of how the angel got on top of the Christmas tree?

Once upon a time, three days before Christmas many years ago, Santa was sitting in his office. He was under a horrible amount of stress; the elves had just announced that they were forming a labour union, half the reindeer had hoof and mouth disease, and Mrs. Claus hadn't touched his candy cane in months. There he was, fuming with rage, when in walks The Angel, cheerful and bubbly as ever, and asks with a big smile,

"where should I put the Christmas tree, Santa?"

Santa was having a really bad day....

Everything was going wrong. The elves were looking for a raise, Rudolph was sick, Mrs Clause was in a foul mood. So the Angel arrived at the door dragging a Christmas tree he asked Santa, what will I do with the tree ?

And that is why you will always find an Angel sitting on top of the Christmas tree.

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses.

... I'll see myself out.

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What did the Elves learn in school?

The Elfabet

Prostitutes are like the Elves from Lord of the Rings

When you know them well enough they tell you their true name

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses!

How many elves does a german santa have?


What does an English teacher call Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses.

What do elves learn in preschool?

Not the elf-abet, no; they don't learn anything because they don't exist.

What time do Elves usually meet?

Around Twelvish

I'm ashamed to say that this is OC

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Why did Santa's elves spend a week living with 50 Cent?

So they could improve their wrapping skills!

What do Dwarves and Elves have in common?

Very little.

Why doesn't Santa have any millennial elves?

Because there are already enough snowflakes at the North Pole.

I wanted to learn to speak Elvish but I got the wrong book.

I can't speak like the Elves from Lord of the Rings but I can curl my lip and order a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich like a champ!

Did you hear how Santa died?

His elves sleighed him.

Why are elves terrible at investing?

They only look at the present.

I finally get why Santa's elves are small

Most of our mass produced presents are made through child labor

What does a grammarian call Santa's Elves?

Subordinate Clauses.

Santa's workers don't want to be called elves anymore

They want to be called subordinate clauses

The Elves in Lord of The Rings look down upon anyone who is different from them.

It's pretty messed up, they're so arrow minded.

What are the rockstar's favorite fantasy creatures?


It's weird how you see lots of elves and men in the LOTR trilogy, but Gimli is one of the only dwarves

Guess you could say he's the Tolkien minority

How did Santa feel about getting a gift from his elves?

He was presently surprised.

Hey! You know, they've started offering free meditation retreats at the North Pole!

Turns out the Christmas elves are really present minded.

What do you call a cabinet full of Scientologist elves?

An Elrond Cupboard.

Santa's Workshop

What kind of music do elves listen to?


Why is there no black santa.

He got fired for calling female elves hos.

What type of car do elves drive?

A toy-ota

Two elves walk into a bar

The dwarf laughs and walks under it

What do you call rich elves?


Doctor: we had to remove your appendix

**JRR Tolkien:** but that's where I explain why elves hate dwarves

There are two types of people that I hate the most.

One, there are racists;

the other, there are creepy, disgusting blue-skinned elves who are the enemy to the humankind.

Why does Santa use elves?

the south lost

How do elves wash their hands?

With Santa-tiser.

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Some people say that elves are very shy

But I think hobbits can be Shire

Where do elves like to go potty?

The North Bowl

Why do elves laugh when they run?

Because the snow tickles their balls.

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